SchleFaZ


SchleFaZ is a satirical film series from the German private broadcaster Tele 5. In this series, mainly B-movies, which are characterized by particularly bad workmanship or unintentionally funny ideas, are introduced, commented on and presented by Oliver Kalkofe and Peter Rütten. These films themselves are called "Schlefaze".
In 2013, Kalkofe and fellow comedian Peter Rütten created and began hosting the still-running show SchleFaZ on Tele 5, which is loosely based on the format of American TV series Mystery Science Theater 3000. The name "SchleFaZ" is a pun on "GröFaZ", a derogatory nickname for Adolf Hitler. The title is also a reference to the former slogan of the German TV-Station Kabel 1, which was "Die besten Filme aller Zeiten".
In it, Kalkofe and Rütten present trash films, introduce them with various background information, after every commercial break comment on the plot so far, and in the end summarize upon it, all within a retro-styled studio decorated in reference to the current film they are commenting on. The show has become an instant surprise hit for Tele 5, being the channel's leading show in ratings, and during broadcasts of the show on Friday nights, the hashtag #schlefaz regularly enters the German Twitter top ten charts, which has prompted German TV Guides and even Tele 5 themselves to adopt the Twitter hashtag as a semi-official name for the show, also used by show hosts Kalkofe and Rütten themselves. Rütten and Kalkofe made an ironic cameo appearance in the 2015 movie Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! and the 2017 movie Sharknado 5: Global Swarming.
Since 2021 a spin-off with the most iconic movies was announced. The series called KulFaZ started in June 2022 with four films and was continued in 2023 with four more films.
On 25 September, Tele 5 announced that it would be discontinuing the format at the end of the year.
Kalkofe and Rütten hope for another broadcaster to step in.
"After eleven extremely successful years it is now unfortunately time to say goodbye at the height of success. We are understandably saddened and yet grateful for the many moments of creative madness that we were able to create during this time," Kalkofe and Rütten emphasized in a joint statement. "To our wonderful fans, we promise: The fancy battleship #SchleFaZ will not sink despite everything, but will look for a new home port and continue to sail around the world of bad film live on stage. You Can't Stop the #SchleFaZ!"
After the last movie No. 164 Kalkofe and Rütten presented together with Oliver SchablitzkiExecutive Vice President Multichannel from RTL Deutschland -, that the series will continue on NITRO and on Streamingplatform RTL+. The first NITRO-Season ran from 30 August till 1 November 2024.

Start

Oliver Kalkofe, together with Tele-5 station manager Kai Blasberg, developed the concept for the series in 2012. Since the Tele München Gruppe owns a large number of B-movies, e.g. of the production company The Asylum, which had already been broadcast on Tele 5, the idea of presenting them as trash television – in deliberate dissociation from the concepts of other broadcasters – matured. Thus, the title of the programme stands in contrast to the Kabel One slogan "The best films of all time".
The films are presented by the presenters during the broadcast and are provided with biting comments which are then cut in between.

Concept

During the programme, films are presented which, according to the presenters, are considered particularly bad and therefore deserve special attention. One film is presented per programme and is examined in more detail.
At the beginning of each episode the viewer is prepared for the film by the presenters. Information about the actors, the director and other facts about the film are presented in a humorous way. In addition, a special cocktail is created or presented for each film, whose composition or name has a reference to the film. In connection with this, a drinking game is usually introduced. For example, the audience of the film Sharknado should drink a cocktail every time a flying shark is seen. During the film, pop-ups are used to provide background information on the respective scene or to remind viewers of the drinking game. After the commercial breaks, the presenters ironically discuss particularly prominent scenes of the film. At the end of the film, what has been seen is summarized and a conclusion is given. As the seasons progress, it has become established that Kalkofe is the incorrigible enthusiast who always gives the films an artistic touch, while Rütten plays the constantly pessimistic and disinterested viewer who almost without exception finds the film bad. Yet, the curse "Fickende Hölle!" has established itself as Rütten's catchphrase.
In 13 German cinemas the SchleFaZ series will be shown on the big screen simultaneously with the TV broadcast. The summer episodes of the 3rd season were simultaneously broadcast on Joiz Germany. First films of the series were released on DVD in June 2015.
After the 11th spring season Tele 5 announced the end of SchleFaZ.

Costumes

One of the mayer points of SchleFaz are the on point breaks after the ads with the costumation of Oli and Peter in the dress of the main actors/actresses.

Airing data (Tele 5)

Most of the Drinking Game are word plays and/or rhyme in German and therefore make little or no sense in English. So often the link goes to the disambiguation side of a word.
The Cocktail was not translated because of the word play.

Season 1

♣ also: Knochenbrecher im Wilden Westen

Season 2

Season 3

Part of the 3. Season was the special on 29 February 2016 'Tag der Untoten' with the movies Vampirella and Blacula.
No.
Nr.
German Film Title
Original Movie Name ReleaseCocktailDrinking GameAiring date
251Der Hammer
No Holds Barred1989Alk Hoganevery time, Hulk Hogan wears a new, horrible outfit2015-06-19
262Battle of Los AngelesBattle of Los Angeles2011L-Alien Ass Kickerevery time, anybody mentions the name "Arnstead"2015-06-26
273Pudelnackt in Oberbayern
Pudelnackt in Oberbayern 1969Bajuwarisches Blankbusen bierevery time, a naked breast appears2015-07-03
284XanaduXanadu1980Olivia-Newton-John-Tra-Volta-Tü-Ta-Taaevery time, somebody dance or sing2015-07-10
295Mega Python vs. GatoroidMega Python vs. Gatoroid2011Team Python: Mega Pythons Spei-Ing Circus
Team Gator: Batida de Croco
Team Python: every time, somebody is prey of a python
Team Gator: every time, somebody is prey of an alligator
2015-07-17
306Der Dampfhammer von Send-Ling
Wú Zhāo Shèng Yǒu Zhāo1979Kung Fuzzius Screw Driverevery time, the ape of the hero appears2015-07-24
317Supersonic ManSupersonic Man1979Vodka Sonic / Super-Power-Pussy-Punchevery time, the hero discovers a new super power2015-07-31
328Thor – Der Allmächtige
Almighty Thor2011Balla-Balla-Walhalla-Wurst-Wasser-Woousa2015-08-07
339Double Trouble – Warte, bis mein Bruder kommt
Double Trouble1992Doppel-Moppel-Mucki-Schluckievery time, an actor/actress appears, which is more famous than the two main actors2015-08-14
3410VampirellaVampirella1996Blut-Toothevery time, Vampirellas huge decollete is visible2015-08-21
3511Roboter der Sterne
Tie Chao Ren 1974Großer Halluzinatorevery time, the "magische Ballermann" rotates his head2015-08-28
3612Sharknado 3Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!2015Hai Tai Draiopaievery time, Fin Shepard kills a shark2015-09-05
3713Knight Rider 2000Knight Rider 20001991Schlucking For Freedom Berlin Brusthaar Boosterevery time, the movie get real boring2015-11-27
3814Hentai KamenHentai Kamen2013Pipi Popo Pöter Punschevery time, Hentai Kamen brings his balls to the face of an enemy 2015-12-04
3915Planet der Dinosaurier
Planet of Dinosaurs197748-Hour-Dinosaur-Sourevery time, main character Jim gets snotty, smart-arse, and tell everybody, how it's done2015-12-11
4016Snow SharksAvalanche Sharks2013Großer Weißer Kopfabreisserevery time, somebody says/mentions "Skuquum"2015-12-18

Season 4

In March 2016 Tele 5 announced season 4, which includes twelve movies.
No.
Nr.
German Film Title
Original Movie Name ReleaseCocktailDrinking GameAiring date
411Musik, Musik – da wackelt die Penne
Musik, Musik – da wackelt die Penne 1970Mündliche Prüfung ever time, a cold-served bang returns from the funny young people2016-07-15
422ArachnoquakeArachnoquake2012Karamba, Arachno, ein Whiskeyevery time, somebody says "Pops"2016-07-22
433Libero
Libero 1973Außenrist-Spritz-Kaiser-Franz-Fizzevery time, men with distinctive sideburns appears2016-07-29
444Allan Quatermain and the Temple of SkullsAllan Quatermain and the Temple of Skulls2008Pain in the Brain-Quatermainevery time, somebody breaths, groans or gasps eccentricly; particularly speziell Lady Anna2016-08-05
455Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda – Kampf der Urzeitgiganten
Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda2014Team Cuda: Barracuda Schluckluder
Team Pussy: Sharktopus Leberschuss
Team Cuda: every time, a person is prey of the Pterodactylus-Barracuda
Team Pussy: every time, a person is prey of a shark
2016-08-12
466Dämonen aus dem All
La Morte viene dal pianeta Aytin 1967Jetzt Yeti Party richtig los – Himalaya Hirnhäckslerevery time, "our" Commander Jackson simulates competence with a firm voice and then only tells some hair-raising nonsense2016-08-19
477Daniel, der Zauberer
Daniel – Der Zauberer2004Coco Loco Küblböck-Cocksuckerevery time, when the Eggenfeldener protozoon changes his outfit2016-08-26 ♠
488Metropolis 2000I nuovi barbari1982Apokalypse Lauevery time, when you marvel a 'dog rough' stunt in slow-motion2016-09-02
499Invasion aus dem Innern der Erde
Zhōngguó Chāorén1975Hi Ho Hongkong Hirnhaut Hoblerevery time, when one of the evil 'supermonster' uses a never-seen superpower2016-09-09
5010Ich – ein Groupie
Ich – Ein Groupie 1970Bumskino Billigballerbrüheevery time, a naked breast appears2016-09-16
5111Ator II – Der Unbesiegbare
Ator 2 - L'invincibile Orion1984Miles O'Keeffe – Aperitiv every time, when Ator crosses blades with an opponent2016-09-23
5212Der Koloß von Konga
Xīngxīng wáng1977Team Monkey: Hong Kong King Kong Ping Pong Ding Dong
Team Human: Human Touch & Platsch
Team Monkey: every time, when main actor "Utam" gets a well-deserved close-up
Team Human: every time, when the extremely stupid so-called "hero" of the movie "Chen Fu" does something totally stupid, senselessly stupid or hair-raisingly wrong
2016-09-30
5313Sharknado 4Sharknado: The 4th Awakens2016Hai Tai Zwaimalzwaiopaievery time, when the fun-loving makers of this movie have integrated a subtle parodistic film quote into the movie2016-12-02
5414Wenn die tollen Tanten kommen
Wenn die tollen Tanten kommen1970I'm just a sweet Transvestite am Wörthersee
''
every time, when the generally predominant image of women in the 70s is eloquently illustrated in the film by chauvinistic-sexist jokes or clumsy assaults2016-12-09
5515Jack Frost – Der eiskalte Killer
Jack Frost1997Snowball in hell auf ex und zwar schnellevery time, Jack Frost works on his day job and makes another victim2016-12-16
5616Santa ClausSanta Claus1959Fucking Hell Jingle Bell Santa Slayerevery time, when Santa laughs for no reason2016-12-23

Season 5

Season 6

Since all films have a rating of 12 years and up, the broadcast time was brought forward from about 22:15 to 20:15.
The winter season aired the sixth and last part of the Sharknado series.
No.
Nr.
German Film Title
Original Movie Name ReleaseCocktailDrinking GameAiring date
731Spiceworld – Der Film
Spice World1997Spice Spice Lady auf Ice Ice Babyevery time, the Spice Girls sing2018-04-06
742Der Polyp – Die Bestie mit den Todesarmen
Tentacoli1977Kraken – Miracle – Tentacle – Debacleevery time, the Kraken attacks anyone or anything2018-04-13
753HerkulesHercules1983Mega-Mucki Muskeltinievery time, Hercules uses his magnificent muscles and or a particularly exciting event is shown in slow motion2018-04-20
764Argoman – Der phantastische Supermann
Come rubare la corona d'Inghilterra1967After Sex Six Hour Nix Powerevery time, awesome Argoman uses one of his fantastic super powers2018-04-27
775Die Rückkehr des King Kong
Kingu Kongu tai Gojira1962Team King Kong: King Kong Ding Dong Sching Schong Bing Bong Sing Along
Team Godzilla: Atom Godzilla Leber-Killer
Team King Kong: every time, Kong shouts and rumbles
Team Godzilla: every time, Godzilla emits his familiar and beloved monster cry
2018-08-03
786Strippers vs. WerewolvesStrippers vs Werewolves2012Lupusreiner hundsgemeiner Stripper Ripper!every time, "2-to-6 window split-screens" and/or "trick and scratch" crossfades2018-08-10
797SlugsSlugs, muerte viscosa1988Viskos verrotzter Schneckenschleim-Schlotzerevery time, an innocent person is verified murdered and the snails munch2018-08-17
808Die Todesgöttin des Liebescamps
Die Todesgöttin des Liebescamps 1981Anders ist besser, aber Christian nicht ♦every time, there is a clearly identifiable, absolutely indisputable exploitation element in the film2018-08-24
819Saltwater: Atomic SharkSaltwater 2016Atom-Hai-Way-To-Hell!every time, our anaerobic nuclear waste disposal place wipes out the life of some unfortunate human being2018-08-31
8210Die Insel der Ungeheuer
The [Food of the Gods (film)|The Food of the Gods]1976Rat Pack – Ex & Weg every time, we see huge rats, gigantic chickens or other mega-sized monster creatures2018-09-07
8311Sorceress – Die Mächte des Lichts
Sorceress1982Alter Falter Licht-Abschalterevery time, anyone talks about the "Two who are One". Or if it's somehow shown how "One is the two" is.2018-09-14
8412Cowboys vs. DinosaursCowboys vs Dinosaurs 2015Team Cowboy: Dinohasser Feuerwasser
Team Dino: After Hour Dinosaur Cowboy-Aua Sweet & Sour
Team Cowboy: every time, a cowboy or a human being in general blows out the already long blazing light of life to a dinosaur
Team Dino: every time, a naturally aggressive self-made Sauropoda kills a human
2018-09-21
8513Sharknado 6: The Last OneThe Last Sharknado: It's About Time2018Hai-Tai-Juhu-Endlich-Vorbei-Opaifor every time travel or strange anomaly that may be caused by such2018-11-30
8614Gefangene im Weltraum
Prison Ship1986A Long Time Ago in a Galaxy Far, Far Away – Called Fred Olen Rayevery time, a woman is involved in a combat2018-12-07
8715Der letzte Lude
Der letzte Lude 2003Große Freiheit-Schrittverschwitzter-Geile Meile-Ritzenspritzer!every time, naked skin, erotic or otherwise suggestive St. Pauli-slippery is shown2018-12-14
8816Jack Frost 2 – Die Rache des Killerschneemanns
Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman2000Schnee Ade Karibik Hirnfick!for every rotten assassination by Jack2018-12-21

♦ also: Anders ist besser

Season 7

A Marvel film was presented at the beginning. The film premiered in Hamburg in the presence of the hosts before it was shown on Tele 5 at 10 pm. For the hundredth episode a big live event took place on 28 September 2019, at the Tempodrom in Berlin. The summer season opened on 23 August 2019, with "Plan 9 from Outer Space". This film is often mentioned when people ask for the worst film ever. It already celebrated its premiere in the Schlefaz version at the Filmfest München on 29 June 2019.
No.
Nr.
German Film Title
Original Movie Name ReleaseCocktailDrinking GameAiring date
891Captain AmericaCaptain America1990Team Hero: Oh Captain, Mein Captain America Hip Hip Hurra
Team Zero: Heidewitzka Herr Kapitän – United States Tatü-Tata
Team Hero: every time, the fantastic Captain America does something truly heroic
Team Zero: if, against all logical expectation, he should accidentally do something stupid or even fail
2019-04-26
902Nightbeast – Terror aus dem Weltall
Nightbeast1982Alien Annihilator – Nachtbiest-Notfallsanitäterevery time, a shot fired from the special, extraterrestrial laser gun or a conventional, mundane firearm2019-05-03
913Dragon Crusaders – Im Reich der Kreuzritter und Drachen
Dragon Crusaders2011Der legendäre Drachenficker-Kreuzritter-Liquorevery time, a completely freely created fantasy-mythical creature is in the picture2019-05-10
924Der Mann mit den zwei Köpfen
The Incredible 2-Headed Transplant1971Southern Discomfort Doppeldecker Kürbis-Crackerevery time at a exploitative representation2019-05-17
935Plan 9 aus dem Weltall
Plan 9 from Outer Space1959Champagne, the best the cellar has to offer, from the finest crystal, or the original Ed Wood version: Lukewarm tap water from a plastic cup, even usedevery time, a real "Ed Wood moment", in which his very special vision of film art comes clear2019-08-23
946Dirndljagd am Kilimandscharo
Das verrückte Strandhotel 1983Bumsi-Bumsi-Hahaha-Schnackselspaß in Kenia – Fick for Fun mit Marischkaevery time, when we have to watch something sensual-stimulating or hear something connoted in a cheerfully erotic way2019-08-30
957Die fliegenden Feuerstühle
Zhui sha 1973Yamaha-Yamah-Soul-Happy-Hongkong-Punch-Bowlevery shitty kick in a shitty fight2019-09-06
968Evil Toons – Flotte Teens im Geisterhaus
Evil Toons1992Looney-Tuney-Bampalooney-Balla-Balla-Brägenknallerwhenever we are treated to a chauvinistically beautiful view of an uncovered female breast landscape in the best 90s video cassette pause button press manner2019-09-13
979Atomic HeroThe Toxic Avenger1984Tromaville-Overkill-Rächerbecherevery time, a Splatter, Gore, Hyperbrutalo or even disgusting scene is presented2019-09-20
9810Hausfrauen-Report 3: Alle Jahre wieder – wenn aus blutjungen Mädchen blutjunge Hausfrauen werden
Hausfrauen-Report 3: Alle Jahre wieder – wenn aus blutjungen Mädchen blutjunge Hausfrauen werden 1972Woman in Chainsevery time, when a pitiable housewife feels unloved, unhappy, or inexplicably dissatisfied with the overall situation2019-09-27
9911Laserkill – Todesstrahlen aus dem All
Laserblast1978Free Billy Silly Killy-Master Blaster Disasterfor any fiery explosion or explosive fire caused by direct or indirect laser blast gun impact2019-10-04
10012Drei Engel auf der Todesinsel
The Lost Empire1985Mach-Mich-Nasser-Tausendsassa-Hundertwasserat every typical 'Now that's what I call SchleFaZ' moment, that is, at everything that you could never experience in a really good film, but only here with us2019-10-11
10113The Bees – Operation Todesstachel
The Bees1978Let it Beeevery time, if one or more bees can be seen in the film2019-11-29
10214Santa's Slay – Blutige Weihnachten
Santa's Slay2005We Wish You a Deadly Christmas and a Bag Full of Fearevery time, the "Red-White" kills innocent people in an announced amusing way2019-12-06
10315Die neuen Abenteuer des Herkules
Le avventure dell'incredibile Ercole1985Ob Herkules, ob Fraukules – Im Olymp herrscht immer Stressevery time, a god, goddess, mythical creature or spiritual name is mentioned2019-12-13
104166-Headed Shark Attack6-Headed Shark Attack 2018Six Shooter-Schädelfluterevery time, anyone is arguing or squabbling with anyone anywhere2019-12-20

Season 8

For the first time the spring season includes six movies. The summer season includes also six movies, the final in winter has four more.
No.
Nr.
German Film Title
Original Movie Name ReleaseCocktailDrinking GameAiring date
1051Troll 2Troll 21990Grün Gefickter Hirn-Trollatorevery time, green slime appears, green sauce, green wobble or any other green liquid in whatever consistency2020-04-24
1062Das rote Phantom schlägt zu
Superargo contro Diabolikus1966Superagro-Grenzdebilish-Extra-Grobmotorisch for every James Bond quote2020-05-01
1073Ator – Herr des Feuers
Ator l'invincibile1982The Ator-Tur­e Never Stopsevery time, we see a new piece of fur2020-05-08
1084Trabbi goes to HollywoodTrabbi Goes to Hollywood1991Blonder kühler Nasenspülerevery time, when birthday blonde and conveyor loudmouth Thomas Gottschalk spices up one of his classic cool phrases from the verbal backhand2020-05-15
1095Tödliche Beute
Deadly Prey1987Rambo in the BambooStallone Klone to the Bonefor every death that our hero Mike Danton causes2020-05-22
1106Der sechste Kontinent
At the Earth's Core1976Pellucidar-Heihopsassa-Saurier-Tirallalaevery time, we discover a new fascinating form of primeval flora or fauna that makes our curious explorer heart jump for joy2020-05-29
1117Rock AliensVoyage of the Rock Aliens1984Ora et Zadora – Pia-Colada-Achdumeinliebervadaevery time, a new song is played2020-08-14
1128Die Mumie des Pharao
Dawn of the Mummy1981Mummy Mia Anti-Fear-Schockverhütungs-Elixierevery time, when the blood in our veins threatens to freeze with horror, so with every shock effect2020-08-21
1139Laß jucken, Kumpel
Laß jucken, Kumpel 1972Team Love: Love & Romance Koitus – Liebesluder Leberschuss
Team Suff: Bumsbier mit Molle, vergiss doch die Olle
Team Love: every time, when the physical joining, i.e. the physical expression of love, also known as sexual intercourse, is discussed theoretically or practically
Team Suff: every time, one is tilted in the movie
2020-08-28
11410Angriff der Riesenspinne
The Giant Spider Invasion1975saftig-süßer Zungenkuss vom Arachne Giganticusevery time, the beast injures, destroys, eats and digests2020-09-04
11511DollmanDollman1991Nur 33 Zentimeter – Doch hart als wär's ein Teil von Peter
Cocktail-Drink-Veto-Recht by Kalkofe
Selbstjustiz-Mit-Witz-Spritz-Space-Cop-Shrink-Drink
every time, if anyone is harmed anywhere by the direct or indirect action of the Dollman2020-09-11
11612Masters of the UniverseMasters of the Universe1987He-Man-She-Girl-It-Thing-Trink-Dingevery time, when the wrinkly bone-face Skeletor gives a command or threat2020-09-18
11713Planet of the SharksPlanet of the Sharks 2016Hai as a Kite – SchleFaZ Delight – Waterworld Wannabe-Wave Rider ♦every time, a shark causes a victim2020-11-27
11814R.O.T.O.R. – Die Killer-Maschine
R.O.T.O.R.1987Terminator Robo-Motor Law & Order Leber-Rotor ♦every time, the rough Rotor-RoboCop kills, injures or otherwise uses brutal force2020-12-04
11915Gefangene des Universums
Prisoners of the Lost Universe1983Universeller lichtschneller Multi-Dimensions-Umstellerevery time, when the film fully demonstrates its great strengths in the sector "nimble, bright dialog wit"2020-12-11
12016Das Gehirn
The Brain1988Here comes the Brain again – Hypophysen-Beglücker-Frontallappenfickerevery time, when the evil Brain or one of his hypno-brain hallucinations belonging to him appears, we dump one on the sponge2020-12-18

The season also included a Halloween special on 31 October 2020, with the films Vampirella and The Food of the Gods.
♦ In the original Version/homepage it is written "Hai as a Knight", but on the movie it was called "Kite"—which gives as the idea how it was meant. Second, in the movie Dr. Shayne Nichols is kite surfing.
♦ See also Rotor syndrome, a liver disease

Season 9

On 27 January 2020, it was announced that a ninth season will be aired, beginning in spring. In calendar week 20, shots of new filming for the summer season were published on Twitter.
SchleFaZ 125 will be presented as preview as stream via the net. Special tickets for the event can be bought to interact with Oli and Päter while the film is presented.
The film list was announced on 23 June via Twitter as link to an article. On Twitter, 11 Oct, four scenes for the upcoming winter season were announced and guessed. #ScheißfilmQuartett. "Ach jodel mir doch einen – Strosstrupp Venus bläst zum Angriff!"; Roboshark; The Warrior and the Sorceress.
No.
Nr.
German Film Title
Original Movie Name ReleaseCocktailDrinking GameAiring date
1211Macabra – Die Hand des Teufels
Demonoid1981Ab die Hände, Wochenende Abra-Macabra – Scheisse-Gelabraevery time, the Hand appears2021-04-09
1222America 3000America 30001986Happy-Doomsday-Tranquilizer-Armageddon-Optimizerevery time, somebody speaks in the "post-apocalyptic fiction|post-apocalyptic]" language2021-04-16
1233Zombie NightmareZombie Nightmare1987Leck mich fett, MotörheadZombies vor, noch ein Thor ♦every time, when a new metal music|metal] song sweetens our ears and our hearts2021-04-23
1244Angel's Höllenkommando
Hell Squad1986Love Me GenderLadykracher StrullemacherTeam Titty Twister: every time, when the motorcycle lights switch to high beam and the huge bells ring
Team Testo Terror: every time, our heroic hell squad slaughters a macho male bastard in the spirit of the feminist struggle for freedom, or at least gives him a good smack on the face
2021-04-30
1255Disco GodfatherDisco Godfather1979One-Twenty-Five-Staying-Alive-Godfather-Tucker-Godmotherfuckerevery time, when we are offered a particularly awesome hairstyle or moustache style creation, or even a particularly cool outfit2021-08-27
1266Sloane – Die Gewalt im Nacken
Sloane1985Sloane Rider-Testosterone-Providerevery time, when someone goes down either knocked out or dead2021-09-03 ♠
1277Time BreakerGet Mean1975Get Even Meaner Crystal Meth-Dienerevery time, if something in the film immediately makes no sense at all, is strange or is otherwise out of the expected western pattern2021-09-10
1288Angriff der Riesenkralle
The Giant Claw1957Zicke Zacke Vogelkackeevery time, if a clear budget shortage is recognizable and quality has been unmistakably grabbed into the cheap trick box2021-09-17
1299Das Söldnerkommando
Kill Squad1982Ommenhauer Scheitelzieherevery time, another fight victim appears begging to have the face plowed up2021-09-24
13010Kampf um die 5. Galaxis
L'umanoide1979Galaktisch praktisch guter Hirnanhangdrüsenfluterevery time, anything in the film is obviously and undoubtedly copied from Star Wars2021-10-01
13111Rise of the Animals – Mensch vs. Biest
Rise of the Animals 2011No Tears for Fears cause of Pets, Bears or Deers – Cheersevery time, the computer animates an animal or a lifelike animal puppet teaches us the fear, uh, teach2021-10-08
13212Liebesgrüße aus Fernost
Wonder Women1973Manilla-Vanilla-Ladykillaevery time, women talk about banging we will raise the drink2021-10-15
13313RobosharkRoboshark2015Triple SMS Social Media Shark – Sauf's-mir-schön-Scheißfilm-Modifizierungsschluckevery time, somebody is tweeting, texting or otherwise messing around on the internet and social media in the film2021-11-19
13414Sadomona – Insel der teuflischen Frauen
Policewomen1974Anti Prison Breaker Pro Feminism Faker Policewomen Peacemakerevery time, women hit other people2021-11-26
13515Der Krieger und die Hexe
The Warrior and the Sorceress 1984Fantasy with Dignity aka Naked Breasts and Sorcery aka Magical Mystery Mindblowerevery time, an interesting and/or dramaturgical feature that you wouldn't have expected in such a way2021-12-03
13616Ach jodel mir noch einen
Ach jodel mir noch einen 1974Jodel Dodel Rumsbums Reibstoffevery time, when sex and erotic are thematised in a subtly humorous way2021-12-10

♦ also Tor = goal in association football and Thor
♠ World TV premiere of this movie

Season 10

The season in 2022 was announced on Twitter at 0:50 am on New Year.
The tenth season starts at March, 18 with Super Mario Bros, Slavegirls, Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare and the Action-Horror-Thriller Grizzly II.
The return for the summer season was announced the day after the last spring movie was broadcast. Four moderations where shot in Mai.
On 13 July the start was announced on 9 September.
From footage of the shooting this movies were guessed:
On 29 July the eight movies have been promoted by Oliver Kalkofe on Twitter:
There will be no winter season because of the Football World Cup in Qatar from 21 November – 18 December. The autumn season will have eight movies.
No.
Nr.
German Film Title
Original Movie Name ReleaseCocktailDrinking GameAiring date
1371Super Mario Bros. Super Mario Bros.1993Hoskins Hopper Klempner Klopper ♦every time, when things get really absurd or our own internal film logic is destroyed; so at every momentary knotting of the logic threads...2022-03-18
1382Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare
Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare1987We're Proud To Sell Your Brainfuck-Ticket To Hellevery time, an obvious "full" image, er... filler image and with every point of view shot! Rock on2022-03-25
1393Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity
Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity1987Infinity Insanity Cause of a Missing Galaxy-Immediately Security Slammer!every time, when dialogues surprise us either by enormous profundity or triviality; it counts both the banal platitude, exorbitantly significant or also matters of the completely obvious2022-04-01
1404Grizzly II: RevengeGrizzly II: The Predator2020Dom Bärignon!every time, when so-called stock footage is used – that is modern footage that actually has nothing to do with the original filmgame2022-04-08 ♠
1415Hai-Alarm auf Mallorca
Hai-Alarm auf Mallorca 2004Malle-Möller-Haifisch-Böllerevery time, too much kitsch and soapiness is used2022-09-09
1426Die Barbaren
The Barbarians1987Anabol-stereoide Frozen-Barbaritaℳ -Sympathomimetikaevery time, when – in addition to all the brutal barbarity -, comedy, jokes and pranks also have a rendezvous2022-09-16
1437Kara Murat – Sein Kung-fu ist tödlich ♣
Kara Murat: Seyh Gaffar'a Karsi1976Mental Oriental aka Kung Fu Kicker Kleinhirn Fickerevery time, when Kara Murat in battle pulls a never-before-seen weapon out of thin air or executes a jump with artistic precision2022-09-23
1448Creatures from the AbyssPlankton1994Fis-Disser-Logic Dissmisser-Abysser-Ass-Kisserevery time, when there is a POV camera shot from a monster's perspective2022-09-30
1459Das Schreckensschloß des scharlachroten Henkers
Il boia scarlatto1965Folterdipolter Scharlachburger Meisterbrandevery time, someone is murdered, tortured or it gives you the creeps...2022-10-07
14610Die Nordmänner
The Norseman1978Conquerors Without Brain And Glamour – Fucking Stupid Norseman-Slammerevery time, a Viking historical error can be identified in speech or picture2022-10-14
14711In der Gewalt der Riesenameisen
Empire of the Ants1977Put Some Ants in Your Pants And Then Dance, Dance, DanceFirst half: every time, the broker logo "Dreamland shores" is in sight
Second half: every time, man and giant ant meet in face to face combat
2022-10-21
14812Gib Gas – Ich will Spaß!
Gib Gas - Ich will Spaß! 1983NDW-Juchhee-Nüchternheit-Adé-Markus-Nena-Leberdehner!every time, Nena rufles her hair or laughs2022-10-28

♦ translation:
♥ also Bär = bear
♠ World TV premiere of this movie
ℳ also Margarita
♣ aka "Kara Murat – Der Rächer Anatoliens" and other, see
On 23 December 2022, the SchleWaZ Sharknado – Enough said! and on 30 December 2022 Cowboys vs. Dinosaurs was shown as SchleSaZ.

Season 11

On 8 February the SchleFaZ account on Twitter announced the start of shooting of the moderation for the 11th season in calendar week 7. In four days the shooting for the four movies was done.
After showing stills for the movies the Twitter users could guess – and found Megaforce, Beerfest and the 150th will be Tammy and the T-Rex.
In KW 17 for of the summer movies where shown via a picture of the costumes. The films "Barbarian Queen", "Wizards of the Lost Kingdom" were guessed.
No.
Nr.
German Film Title
Original Movie Name ReleaseCocktailDrinking GameAiring date
1491Carambola – Vier Fäuste schlagen wieder zu
Carambola1974Copy & Paste – Oh What A Wasteevery time, whenever one of the title-giving four fists does its duty and strikes; but beware: only the clenched fist counts – headbutts, boot kick or flat hand do not count!2023-04-07
1502Tammy and the Teenage T-RexTammy and the T-Rex1994Bloody Tammy
Sexy Rexy
every time, when the dino "moves" – i.e. the clumsy T-Rex moves in any way worth mentioning, presents us with a new move or otherwise goes into action. Prooooost & Happy 150 – SchleFaaaaaZ!2023-04-14 ♠
1513MegaforceMegaforce1982May The Megaforce Be With You – It's The Only Way To Get Through!every time, when no one dies in the film, even though everything imaginable has been was done!2023-04-21
1524BierfestBeerfest2006Weizen helles Kölsch-Pils-Alt, das lecker warm am besten knalltis always to be enjoyed when there is, uh, yes, drinking in the movie2023-04-28
1535Supersound und flotte Sprüche
Can't Stop the Music1980Can't Stop The Vollsuff – Village People Schluckspecht Schniepelevery time, a new actor or actress appears 2023-09-08
1546Mutant – Das Grauen im All
Forbidden World1982Wahre Schönheit kommt von innenFacehugger-Fertilitäts-Fizz!every time, Space Marshal Mike Colby asks a question about the scientific experiments, the nature of the monster or how to deal with it...2023-09-15
1557Ein Königreich vor unserer Zeit
Wizards of the Lost Kingdom1985Hokus Pokus Fazibus – Brägen schiss und Darmverschlussis to be enjoyed every time, whenever magic is applied, hexed or conjured!2023-09-22
1568Im Reich der Amazonen
Amazons1986Amazons Prime – It's Butt and Boob fest-Timeevery time, when naked nipples flash teasingly or bare butts whizz across the battlefield!!2023-09-29
1579Tod im Spielzeugland
Dollman vs. Demonic Toys1993Klein aber Oho – Steck den Kopf ins Klo!every time, when an act of aggression or violence is carried out on the screen. When it comes to punching and shooting – a drink for peace!
Or also: When others fight or brawl, let's drink for peace! Because instead of murdering and killing, we would rather solder ourselves!
2023-10-06
15810Giganten mit stählernen Fäusten
Deathsport1978Nichts ist verziehen, Mr. CarradineCorman Knockout-Cross!every time, Kaz Oshay becomes angry, cynical, trusting, tender, or Zen-transcendent2023-10-13
15911Beast You!Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama1988Heisse Feger aus der Schwesternschafts-Verbindung in der Schleimball-Kegel-Arena!every time, when we can celebrate the much quoted fun-party-feeling, which flicks of this kind always deliver, when there is clumsy-sadistic violence, pubertal-sexist humor or simply poodle-naked plump-bums and bare-breasts to laugh at...2023-10-20
16012Yeti – Der Schneemensch kommt
Yeti – Il gigante del 20° secolo1977Himalaya Tiralala – Der Yeti ist für alle da!every time, when the Yeti goes into action angrily or just looks exceptionally stupid – because exceptionally silly facial expressions are also definitely part of his core competence!2023-10-27 ♆
16113Piranha SharksPiranha Sharks 2017Hai-Piranha-Caipirinhaevery time, when a shark, a piranha or piranha shark is seen, in whatever form!2023-12-01
16214Iron ThunderI Bought a Vampire Motorcycle1990Norton hört ein Hu – wird zu Nosferatu und saugt dein Blut im Nu!every time, when the Norton kills an unfortunate victim.2023-12-08
16315Space TruckersSpace Truckers1996Er fliegt 'n 30 Tonner Diesel und ist die meiste Zeit im All – Truck Driver-Flüssigurknall!every time, if we are all "supposed" to laugh at this production, which is labeled as a sci-fi comedy2023-12-15
16416Hard Ticket to HawaiiHard Ticket to Hawaii1987Hai-Tai Hai Hawaii !!!
Pulled Pork Hard Ticket to Hawaii Burger
last time, when one of the great Bs is shown: Bomben/Ballereien, Blut or blankgezogene Bollermänner2023-12-22

♆ also live event in Cologne with both presenters on the Cologne Comedy Festival
♠ German TV premiere of the restored gore version
Although Denise Richards' character is named Tammy in the film, the beginning and end credits list her as "Tanny". That is the name used in the original title, "Tanny and the Teenage T-Rex", as given in the uncut version released on 4K and Blu-ray by Vinegar Syndrome.
On 31 December 2023, the episodes of Hentai Kamen and Kara Murat were rebroadcast.

Airing data (NITRO)

Season 12

Starting next fall, ten new episodes will be shown on NITRO and on the RTL streaming platform RTL+ – there a week before the airing.
On 16 June the first post on X mention the start end of August and showed also two pics of the costumes.
Unbelievable – 10 neue Folgen #SchleFaZ im Kasten!
Ende August geht's los bei @NITRO @RTLplus
The new X hastag #SchleFaZbeiNitro was also established.
Two live events are planned:
29. August in Berlin and 28. October in Duisburg, at which the two hosts will present their comments to "SchlaFaZ" fans.
No.
Nr.
German Film Title
Original Movie Name ReleaseCocktailDrinking GameAiring date
1651S.O.S. Barracuda: Der Tod spielt Roulette
S.O.S. Barracuda: Der Tod spielt Roulette 1999Barracu-hier, Barracu-da – Ideen sind zum Klauen daevery time, when a affectionate homage to another cinema classic is recognized – i.e. when something is stolen somewhere in a bold way2024-08-30
1662AerobicideKiller Workout1987David A. Prior On Fire-Spandextighter Aerobicide-Fighterthe cocktail should be taken as a brain-protective antidote to any shock murder or shock sexism2024-09-06
1673A*P*EKingkongui Daeyeokseub1976Gorilla-Kacke Schnullerbacke!every time, when a visually stunning 3D effect enriches our retina! In other words: every imaginary 3D effect makes us take a sip2024-09-13
1684Der Einzelkämpfer
Death Dimension1978Einzelkämpfer Schluck-Schalldämpferevery time, when the lone warrior does the same with fist and foot: If they kick and punch, we will dare to take a nip!2024-09-20
1695Sand SharksSand Sharks2012Striatolamia Macrota – Niemals war der Hai-Film toter!every time, with every shark victim we have to mourn2024-09-27
1706Future ZoneFuture Zone1990John Tucker-Anti-Brainfuckerwith every explosion and every shot from a classic 6-shot revolver2024-10-04
1717Die Schreckensmacht der Zombies
Shock Waves1977Angstbefreiter Schockwellen reiterevery time, when people swim, dive, splash, wade, stalk or float around in the water2024-10-11
1728Frankensteins Kung Fu Monster!Shan dian qi shi 1975Lass es sein, Frankenstein – Halt Dein Maul und schütt ihn reinwhenever there is an explosion, usually dusty or sandy, in the picture2024-10-18
1739Octaman – Die Bestie aus der TiefeOctaman1971Tentakel-Debakel im Teich-Trost Tequilagame2024-10-25
17410Der Gorilla von Soho
Der Gorilla von Soho1968Wallace oder Nichts – Killer-Gorilla-Brainfuck-Chillerevery time, when we experience a typical “Yes, that's Edgar Wallace” scene or see old familiars or classic trademarks from earlier films appear on screen!2024-11-01

Der Gorilla von Soho is an Edgard Wallace film out of the famous German Rialto Film series.

Season 13

The 13th season was indirectly announced with a join-in campaign. No titles were mentioned.
On April 24 it was announced that the first shots for ten new films - broadcasting to start in September - were done. There will be also some Advent movies. The 175th movie will be a RTL "masterpiece". There will also be a documentary and a podcast about SchleFaZ.
No.
Nr.
German Film Title
Original Movie Title ReleaseCocktailDrinking GameAiring date
17510Der Clown – Tag der Vergeltung
Der Clown 2005CocktailDrink2025-08-29
2025-12-19
1761Zombiber
Zombeavers2014Burning Beaver-Hater-Zombie-Exterminatorrecommended every time for use in any context involving pubertal sexual connotations, inappropriate coarse language, or the staging of inadequate hyper-horror drama2025-09-05
1772Malibu ExpressMalibu Express1985Malibusen-Exzess-Exzitations-Regulatorevery time, when Cody Abilene — or whoever — tells us something off-screen and/or when the name “Chamberlain” is mentioned 2025-09-12
1783Die Mumie schlägt zurück
The [Mummy Theme Park]2000Mummys Little Helperevery time, whenever an Egyptian divinity is mentioned or someone is killed, regardless of why and by whom2025-09-19
1794BiohazardBiohazard1985Ridley Scotch Alien Adopterevery time, when somebody is driving a car, chewing gum, or when artificial fog is generated2025-09-26
1805Zombie SharkZombie Shark 2015You Better Pay Attention To The Zombie Shark Redemptionevery time, for every confimed shark victim - mutilations do not count2025-10-03
1816Drei Supermänner räumen auf
I fantastici 3 $upermen1967Superhüpfer Leberlüpferevery time, when, as the name suggests, one of our acrobatic hopping heroes jumps or leaps2025-10-10
1827Fighter GangKill and Kill Again1981Klosterfrau Kartoffelgeist Brägenficker Fressekickerevery time, when a fight starts — whatever kind it may be2025-11-28
1838ShadowchaserShadowchaser1992Oh, what a shame for John McClain - Terminator & Die Hard-Dignity saverDrink2025-12-05
1849Der Schrecken aus der Meerestiefe
Destination Inner Space1966Hoch die Flossen, Fischgenossen!Drink2025-12-12

♦ also Mother

Specials

NoThemaAiring dateTime
01Die Reportage – Hinter den Kulissen von Beschissen13 03 201525 Min.
02Die Reportage – Hinter den Kulissen von Beschissen19 06 201549 Min.
03Am Set von Sharknado 305 09 201550 Min.
04Die Reportage – Hinter den Kulissen von Beschissen27 11 201545 Min.
05Die ganze beschissene Wahrheit – Zuschauer fragen Olli & Peter20 09 201960 Min.
06Hinter den Kulissen von Beschissen – Eine Schnapsidee wird zum TV-Kult07 10 201910 Min.
07Hinter den Kulissen von Beschissen – Peter, Olli & die schlechten Filme07 10 201910 Min.
08Hinter den Kulissen von Beschissen – Schlechte Filme, üble Drinks und geniale Gags09 10 201915 Min.
09Hinter den Kulissen von Beschissen – Die Kultshow und ihre legendären Fans10 10 201960 Min.
10Pleiten, Pech und Pannen27 08 20215 Min.
11Good-Bye #SchleFaZ31 12 2023?

Guests

In some episodes special guests appear in different ways.
  • No. 36 Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!: Olli Schulz, German singer-songwriter, actor and presenter
  • No. 53 Sharknado: The 4th Awakens: Olli Schulz, German singer-songwriter, actor and presenter, Sarah Knappik who had a cameo in the movie
  • No. 69 Sharknado 5: Global Swarming : Bela B, Olli Schulz, German singer-songwriter, actor and presenter
  • No. 85 Sharknado 6: The Last One: Bela B, Oliver Welke, Peter Flechtner, the voice actor of Ian Ziering; the main actor of the movie; Jörg Strombach, the producer of SchleFaZ; Sarah Knappik, Olli Schulz etc.
  • No. 87 Der letzte Lude: Lotto King Karl as Andi Ommsen, main actor in the movie
  • No. 100 Drei Engel auf der Todesinsel: Live show with Wolfgang Bahro, Bela B, Helmut Zerlett and the band, Christian Steiffen
  • No. 111 Voyage of the Rock Aliens: Peter Illmann, ex-hoster of the ARD music program Formel Eins in 1983 and 1984
  • No. 124 Angel's Höllenkommando: Bela B, bought for €20 as double for Peter
  • No. 125 Disco Godfather: Live show with Mola Adebisi, Peter Illmann, Helmut Zerlett and the band with was streamed on 10 July 2021, as in cooperation between Cinema and Tele 5
  • No. 141 Hai-Alarm auf Mallorca: Katy Karrenbauer, German actress, a main actress in the original movie
  • No. 148 Gib Gas – Ich will Spaß!: Peter Illmann, Markus Mörl, the main actor of the original movie
  • No. 150 Tammy & the T-Rex: Live event in Berlin
  • No. 160 Live event from the Cologne Comedy Festival
  • No. 174 Der Gorilla von Soho: Wolfgang Bahro as Inspector in the opening scene
  • No. 175 Der Clown: main actors Sven Martinek and Eva Haberman

    Commercial success

Even though Tele 5 is a small niche broadcaster, the SchleFaZ series is a commercial success.
A short list of the average viewing figures shows there exists a fanbase even of the late Friday night airtime.
DateMovieViewer14–49Source
2013-08-16Piranhas II – Die Rache der Killerfische.27 m .18 m
2013-08-23Cherry 2000.22 m .16 m
2013-10-18Mega Piranha.20 m .10 m
2014-01-10Sharknado – Genug gesagt!.47 m .30 m
2014-11-21Sharknado – Genug gesagt! .51 m ?
2014-11-21Sharknado 2: The Second One.41 m .21 m
2015-09-05Sharknado 3.50 m .29 m
2016-07-22Arachnoquake.32 m .20 m
2017-07-14Avengers Grimm.30 m .16 m
2017-12-22Mister Dynamit – Morgen küßt Euch der Tod.28 m .18 m
2018-08-24Die Todesgöttin des Liebescamps.40 m ?
2018-12-14Der letzte Lude.34 m ?
2021-12-11Ach jodel mir doch einen.31 m ?
2022-04-08Grizzly 2.30 m .15 Mio

Trivia