Amazon Women on the Moon
Amazon Women on the Moon is a 1987 American satirical science-fiction sketch comedy film that parodies the experience of watching low-budget films on late-night television. The film, featuring a large ensemble cast with cameo appearances by film and television stars, as well as some nonactors, was written by Michael Barrie and Jim Mulholland; it takes the form of a compilation of 21 comedy sketches directed by five different directors: Joe Dante, Carl Gottlieb, Peter Horton, John Landis, and Robert K. Weiss.
The title Amazon Women on the Moon refers to the central film-within-a-film, a spoof of science-fiction films from the 1950s that borrows heavily from Queen of Outer Space starring Zsa Zsa Gabor, itself a film that recycles elements of earlier science-fiction works such as Cat-Women of the Moon, Fire Maidens from Outer Space, and Forbidden Planet.
Landis had previously directed The Kentucky Fried Movie, which employed a similar sketch anthology format.
Plot
Fictional television station WIDB-TV experiences problems with its late-night airing of science-fiction classic Amazon Women on the Moon, a 1950s B movie in which Queen Lara and Captain Nelson battle exploding volcanoes and man-eating spiders on the Moon. Waiting for the film to resume, an unseen viewer begins channel surfing—simulated by bursts of white noise—through late-night cable television, with the various sketches representing the programming found on different channels. The viewer intermittently returns to Channel 8, where Amazon Women on the Moon continues airing before faltering once more.The segments feature:
- Arsenio Hall is a man who experiences a series of mishaps around his apartment before falling through a window.
- Monique Gabrielle is a model who goes about her daily routine in Laguna Beach, California, completely naked, without attracting any attention.
- Lou Jacobi is a man named Murray, who is zapped into the television and wanders through films such as King Kong and appears in other sketches, including the Huey Lewis and the News music video for "If This Is It", screaming for his wife to help him.
- Michelle Pfeiffer and Peter Horton are a couple dealing with an eccentric doctor, who has lost their baby and tries to fool them with a Mr. Potato Head and a hand puppet.
- Joe Pantoliano is Sy Swerdlow, who presents an advertisement for his service that involves stapling carpet to men's heads to replace lost hair, a parody of Hair Club for Men ads hosted by Sy Sperling.
- David Alan Grier is "Don 'No Soul' Simmons" and B.B. King as himself in a public-service appeal for "blacks without soul". Simmons later appears in a commercial for a compilation CD of bland love songs sung, turning "a personal affliction into a recording career".
- Rosanna Arquette is a woman who asks her blind date for identification and runs a report that reveals intimate details about his love life.
- Henry Silva is the host of Bullshit or Not?, a spoof of Ripley's Believe It or Not! with Jack Palance and In Search of.... Silva proposes that Jack the Ripper was actually the Loch Ness Monster.
- Archie Hahn is a man who dies from a heart attack after watching a scathing review of his life by two film critics and is then roasted at his funeral by Steve Allen, Henny Youngman, Slappy White, Charlie Callas, Jackie Vernon, Rip Taylor, and even his own wife. The funeral is held over for weeks.
- William Marshall is the leader of the "Video Pirates", who raid an MCA Home Video ship, uncover many videotapes and laserdiscs, and begin illegally bootlegging them.
- Ed Begley Jr. is the son of the Invisible Man, who believes that he has replicated his father's formula, but is in fact fully visible. When he visits the pub naked, he is arrested for indecent exposure.
- John Ingle is the director of an art museum that has lost its lease and must sell its complete collection at closeout prices, including the Mona Lisa and the United States Declaration of Independence.
- Angel Tompkins is in a trailer for a film based on a sleazy romance novel in which the president's first lady is a former hooker.
- Matt Adler is an embarrassed teenager trying to purchase condoms for his date at a neighborhood pharmacy, but finds himself at the center of a celebration because he is the condom company's billionth customer.
- Marc McClure is a man renting a personalized date video in which his date romances him by his name and is then shot by boyfriend, who turns the gun on himself. The police arrive at the man's house and arrest him.
- "Reckless Youth" is an epilogue at the end of the credits, with Carrie Fisher and Paul Bartel in a black-and-white film warning of the dangers of social diseases in the style of Reefer Madness.
Alternative versions
An alternative version of the "Pethouse Video" sketch was filmed for the television broadcast of the film, with Monique Gabrielle in lingerie rather than appearing naked throughout the segment. However, most European television broadcasts of the film retained the original theatrical version. Bullshit or Not? was retitled Baloney or Not? for the television version.The American television edit also features an additional bridging sequence between the death of Harvey Pitnik and his subsequent celebrity roast in which the mortician convinces Pitnik's widow to have the celebrity roast as part of the funeral. Her performance receives such strong feedback that it becomes a series lasting for weeks.
The DVD release features an unreleased sketch titled "The Unknown Soldier", starring Robert Loggia with Ronny Cox, Bernie Casey, and Wallace Langham. Some television broadcasts of the film featured the sketches "Peter Pan Theater" and "The French Ventriloquist's Dummy", which were not present in the theatrical version.
Cast
"Mondo Condo" :- Arsenio Hall as Apartment Victim
- Donald F. Muhich as Easterbrook
- Monique Gabrielle as Taryn Steele
- Lou Jacobi as Murray
- Erica Yohn as Selma
- Debby Davison as Weatherperson
- Rob Krausz as Floor Manager
- Phil Hartman as Baseball Announcer
- Corey Burton as Anchorman
- Michelle Pfeiffer as Brenda Landers
- Peter Horton as Harry Landers
- Griffin Dunne as Dr. Raymond
- Brian Ann Zoccola as Nurse
- Joe Pantoliano as Sy Swerdlow
- Stanley Brock as Customer
- Corey Burton as TV Announcer
- Steve Forrest as Captain Steve Nelson
- Robert Colbert as "Blackie"
- Joey Travolta as Butch
- Forrest J Ackerman as US President
- Sybil Danning as Queen Lara
- Lana Clarkson as Alpha Beta
- Lyle Talbot as Prescott Townsend
- David Alan Grier as Don "No Soul" Simmons
- B.B. King as Himself
- William Bryant as Male Republican
- Roxie Roker as Female Republican
- Le Tari as Pimp
- Christopher Broughton as Fan Club President
- Rosanna Arquette as Karen
- Steve Guttenberg as Jerry
- Henry Silva as Himself
- Sarah Lilly as Prostitute
- Roger Barkley as Herbert
- Al Lohman as Frankel
- Archie Hahn as Harvey Pitnik
- Belinda Balaski as Bernice Pitnik
- Justin Benham as Pitnik Boy
- Erica Gayle as Pitnik Girl
- Corey Burton as Announcer
- T. K. Carter as Host
- Phil Proctor as Mike
- Ira Newborn as Fred
- Karen Montgomery as Karen
- Archie Hahn as Harvey Pitnik
- Belinda Balaski as Bernice Pitnik
- Justin Benham as Pitnik Boy
- Erica Gayle as Pitnik Girl
- Bryan Cranston as Paramedic #1
- Robert Picardo as Rick Raddnitz
- Rip Taylor as Himself
- Slappy White as Himself
- Jackie Vernon as Himself
- Henny Youngman as Himself
- Charlie Callas as Himself
- Steve Allen as Himself
- William Marshall as Pirate Captain
- Tino Insana as Mr. Sylvio
- Donald Gibb as Graceless Pirate
- Frank Collison as Grizzled Pirate
- Bill Taylor as Gruesome Pirate
- Ed Begley Jr. as Griffin
- Chuck Lafont as Trent
- Pamla Vale as Woman In Pub
- Larry Hankin as Man In Pub
- Garry Goodrow as Checker Player
- Roger La Page as London Bobby
- Dick Miller as Danny Clayton, The Ventriloquist
- Phil Bruns as Danny's Manager
- Martin Goslins as The French Ventriloquist
- John Ingle as Felix Van Dam
- Angel Tompkins as First Lady
- Terry McGovern as Salesman
- Michael Hanks as Announcer
- Matt Adler as George
- Kelly Preston as Violet
- Ralph Bellamy as Mr. Gower
- Howard Hesseman as Rupert King
- Steve Cropper as Customer
- Chris Wolf as Mascot Bip
- Marc McClure as Ray
- Russ Meyer as Video Salesman
- Corrine Wahl as Sharri
- Andrew Dice Clay as Frankie
- Willard E. Pugh as Speaking Cop
- Carrie Fisher as Mary Brown
- Paul Bartel as Doctor
- Herb Vigran as Agent
- Tracy Hutchinson as Floozie
- Mike Mazurki as "Dutch"
- Frank Beddor as Ken
- Robert Loggia as General McCormick
- Bernie Casey as Major General Hadley
- Ronny Cox as General Balentine
- Wallace Langham as Private Anson W. Pucket
- Jenny Agutter as Cleopatra
- Raye Birk as Vanya
- Mark Bringelson as Theater Customer #1
- Victoria Ann Lewis as Theater Customer #2
- Vivian Bonnell as Theater Customer #3
- Kellye Nakahara as Theater Customer #4
Production
Amazon Women on the Moon was filmed in 1985 with plans for an August 1986 release, but as a result of the ongoing legal fallout from director John Landis's involvement in the Twilight Zone accident, Universal repeatedly pushed the release date and issued a gag order on publicity for the film while the trial was ongoing.Reception
The majority of critics agreed that the quality was inconsistent throughout the film. Variety called it "irreverent, vulgar, and silly... some hilarious moments and some real groaners, too." Roger Ebert in the Chicago Sun-Times felt that the exercise was somewhat unnecessary: "Satirists are in trouble when their subjects are funnier than they are."Janet Maslin of The New York Times, in a largely positive review, described the film as "an anarchic, often hilarious adventure in dial-spinning, a collection of brief skits and wacko parodies that are sometimes quite clever, though they're just as often happily sophomoric, too."
In a retrospective article for Entertainment Weekly, Chris Nashawaty called the film "the beginning of the end of Landis' career". He cited the episodes featuring Monique Gabrielle, Archie Hahn, Ed Begley Jr., and David Alan Grier as "inspired", but criticized others for their failure: "You'll never see Michelle Pfeiffer look as trapped as she does in her skit with Thirtysomethings Peter Horton, or Joe Pantoliano and Arsenio Hall as unfunny as they are in their skits."
Amazon Women on the Moon has a rating of 65% on Rotten Tomatoes, based on 20 reviews, with an average rating of 5.7/10. On Metacritic it has a 42% score based on reviews from 11 critics.