A Yard Too Far
"A Yard Too Far" is the second episode of the third season of The Ren & Stimpy Show. It originally aired on Nickelodeon in the United States on November 20, 1993.
Plot
Ren and Stimpy are starving and homeless when they come upon an attractive smell; it brings the duo to the Pipe residence, where they find Ren's favorite food, hog jowls. Ren believes it to be a trap, where a dog would shred them into pieces; it turns out to be a baboon that does so.Once the baboon falls asleep, Ren removes Stimpy's remotely operated skin and enters the house. Mr. Pipe immediately finds him, mistakes him for hog jowls, and throws him to the baboon, causing Stimpy to feel the pain.
Ren and Stimpy disguise as Mrs. Pipe, which Ren cleverly evades being detected by patting the baboon's head; Mr. Pipe appears and forces his "wife" to take care of the baboon, which involves the duo walking into the baboon's mouth for its pleasure; they leave in a tattered disguise.
Ren acquires an attractive and lifelike, if not realistic, puppet of a female baboon to seduce the baboon, which he claims to never fail. Stimpy tries to steal the jowls while the baboon is distracted; he falls in love with the puppet, spraying perfume which goes on Ren's eye, as well as offering maggots which Ren accidentally eats; he swallows them to prevent failure of the scheme. He offers to marry the puppet, inadvertently pulling Ren into the residence. Not realizing Stimpy's deception, he dresses Stimpy up as a marriage officiant, who conducts their "marriage".
The baboon, not realizing the deception, locks Ren's hand alongside him and the puppet in his residence. While Ren is annoyed by this, Stimpy brings the hog jowls to him to eat together as lunch, as the baboon is too occupied to notice while Mr. Pipe is negligent as ever; the duo enjoy their hot jowls while Ren expresses his gratitude, ending the episode.
Cast
- Billy West as Ren, Stimpy, and Mr. Pipe
- Bob Camp as Baboon