We Couldn't Think of a Title


We Couldn't Think of a Title is the debut studio album by American comedy metal band Psychostick. It features Psychostick's brand of metal/hardcore mixed with humor, with some of the tracks being comedy skits or transitions to other songs, like "Death Burger", "Indecision", and "Good Morning". Originally self-released on May 16, 2003. This album also contains their most successful track, "BEER!!!".
We Couldn't Think of a Title reached #41 on the Billboard's Top Heatseekers, #4 on the Billboard's Top Heatseeker's, and #48 on the Top Independent Albums.

Track listing

B-sides

  • "Hokey Fuckin' Pokey" — 3:42
  • "Those Stupid Ifs" - 5:17

Alternate releases

The releases on Spotify and iTunes exclude the skits "Indecision", "Death Burger!", "Return of the Death Burger!", "Lizard Sphere X", and the hidden track from "Fake My Own Death and Go Platinum". However, they include the track "Hokey Fuckin' Pokey".

Personnel

Psychostick
  • Robert "The Notorious R.O.B." Kersey
  • Joshua "Special J" Key
  • Mike "Hawkizzard" Kocian
  • Alex "The Boy" Preiss co-lead vocals
  • Guest Appearances:
  • * "BEER!" – Brian Navarro, Crack Money Records, Biomech, Detox, Digital E, Halfgain, Makeshift, Headcreep, This, The Washingtons, and Wisdom of Eternity.
  • * "Throwin' Down" – Lindsey Hans
  • * "Orgasm = Love" – Becky Williams
  • * "Fake My Own Death and Go Platinum" – Shannon Siggins and Becky Williams
  • * "Lizard Sphere X" – Big Daddy Crack and Double Dee
  • * "Jagermeister Love Song" – Vince "V" Johansen
  • All songs written and performed by Psychostick
  • Drums Recorded by Scott Seymann at Headpop Studios
  • Guitars and Bass Recorded at Joshy Apartment Studios
  • Vocals Recorded at Robby's Crappy Yet Effective Vocal Booth
  • Produced by Joshua Key and Psychostick
  • Mixed and Engineered by Joshua Key
  • Mastered by Dave Shirk at Sonorus Mastering Inc.
  • Kickdrum Triggering by Ted Preiss
  • Artwork by Robert "Rawrb" Kersey
  • "The Dumb" street team led by Tony Schiavo and Alex Preiss

Trivia

Psychostick's musical influences are mentioned during a skit following the song 'Pluh', in which the band continues discussing potential album names for their release. For example, one band-member suggests naming the album 'Destroy Erase Chaosphere,' which references two of Meshuggah's studio albums. Other musical acts mentioned are Pantera and Sevendust.