Mr. Custer


"Mr. Custer" is a march novelty song, sung by Larry Verne, and written by Al De Lory, Fred Darian, and Joseph Van Winkle.

Background

It is a comical song about a soldier's plea to General Custer before the climactic Battle of the Little Bighorn against the Sioux, to allow him to stay behind, because he had a bad dream about the battle.

Chart performance

It was a number-one song in the United States in 1960, topping the [Billboard Hot 100|Billboard Hot 100] singles chart for the issue dated October 10, 1960, and remained there for one week. On the US Hot R&B Sides chart, it went to number 9. It reached number 12 in Canada, also October 10, 1960.

Reception

In a retrospective review for his Number Ones column, Stereogum writer Tom Breihan panned the song, giving it one star out of ten while calling it "offensive", "morally wrongheaded", and "unlistenable musically".

Chart history

Weekly charts

;Larry Verne
Chart Peak
position
Canada CHUM Chart12
U.S. Billboard Hot 1001
U.S. Billboard Hot R&B Sides9
U.S. Cash Box Top 1003

;Charlie Drake
Chart Peak
position
New Zealand 7
UK Singles 12

;Ted Lune
Chart Peak
position
New Zealand 4

Year-end charts

Sequel

A follow-up record, "Return of Mr. Custer ", was released in 1964, which used the same melody and music arrangement, but it failed to chart.

Cover versions