The Mark Steel Solution


The Mark Steel Solution is a series of scripted radio lectures by Mark Steel made for broadcast on BBC Radio. The show began in 1992. Each episode presents persuasive, yet witty, arguments for a seemingly bizarre solution to a contemporary social problem by highlighting the flaws in the present system. The show's original slogan was "Give me thirty minutes and I’ll convince you of anything!"
The first series was broadcast on BBC Radio 5, before three series were broadcast on BBC Radio 4. As of 2024, old episodes are broadcast on Radio 4 Extra. Many of the arguments are illustrated by miniature sketches, featuring Mark Steel, Pete Sinclair, Maria McErlane, and Kim Wall. It was produced by Phil Clark, and was written by Mark Steel and Pete Sinclair.

Episode list (incomplete)

Series 1, 1992
Series 2, 1994
  • S02 E01 - Unemployment - "Having a job should be illegal"
  • S02 E02 - Transport - "Transport should only be paid for by people who don't use it"
  • S02 E03 - Housing - "Everyone in Britain should be rehoused at random"
  • S02 E04 - The Royal Family - "The Royal Family should be chosen by weekly lottery"
Series 3, 1995
  • S03 E01 - Sexuality - "Everyone should have to be gay for two years"
  • S03 E02 - Charity - "Anybody who gives to charity should be jailed"
  • S03 E03 - Crime - "Criminals should decide their own punishment"
  • S03 E04 - Immigration - "Anyone born in England should be deported"
Series 4, August and September 1996
  • S04 E01 - Religion - "People should have to change their religion every Monday"
  • S04 E02 - Media - "Anyone in charge of the media should be sacked after thirty minutes"
  • S04 E03 - Education - "Nobody should go to school until they are 36"
  • S04 E04 - Life - "Pessimists should be persecuted by law"