Joey Green


Joey Green is an American author. He has written over sixty books and has been a guest on Good Morning America, The View, and The Tonight Show. He is a former contributing editor to National Lampoon and a former advertising copywriter at J. Walter Thompson. He has also written commercials for Burger King, Disney World, and Eastman Kodak.

Early life and education

He was born in Miami, Florida. He graduated with a BFA from Cornell University in 1980, where he founded the campus humor publication, The Cornell Lunatic, was political cartoonist for The Cornell Daily Sun, and was a member of the Quill and Dagger society. He has two daughters.

Career

Green has been profiled in The New York Times, People magazine, the Los Angeles Times, the Boston Globe, The Washington Post, Forbes, and USA Today, and he has been interviewed on hundreds of radio shows.

Books

  • The Cornell Widow Hundredth Anniversary Anthology
  • Hellbent on Insanity
  • The Unofficial Gilligan's Island Handbook
  • The Get Smart Handbook
  • The Partridge Family Album
  • Polish Your Furniture with Panty Hose
  • Disney Babies Bedtime Stories
  • Hi Bob!: A Self-Help Guide to the Bob Newhart Show
  • Selling Out: If Famous Authors Wrote Advertising
  • Paint Your House with Powdered Milk
  • Wash Your Hair with Whipped Cream
  • The Bubble Wrap Book
  • Joey Green's Encyclopedia of Offbeat Uses for Brand-Name Products
  • The Zen of Oz: Ten Spiritual Lessons from Over the Rainbow
  • The Warning Label Book
  • Monica Speaks
  • The Official Slinky Book
  • You Know You've Reached Middle Age If...
  • The Mad Scientist Handbook
  • Clean Your Clothes with Cheez Whiz
  • Joey Green's Magic Brands
  • The Road to Success Is Paved with Failure
  • Clean It! FIx It! Eat It!
  • Jesus and Moses: The Parallel Sayings
  • The Mad Scientist Handbook 2
  • Senior Moments
  • Joey Green's Amazing Kitchen Cures
  • Jesus and Muhammad: The Parallel Sayings
  • Joey Green's Gardening Magic
  • How They Met
  • Joey Green's Incredible Country Store
  • Potato Radio, Dizzy Dice
  • Joey Green's Supermarket Spa
  • Weird Christmas
  • Contrary to Popular Belief
  • Marx & Lennon: the Parallel Sayings
  • Joey Green's Rainy Day Magic
  • The Jolly President: Or Letters George W. Bush Never Read
  • Champagne and Caviar Again?: Complains of the Rich and Famous
  • Joey Green's Mealtime Magic
  • The Bathroom Professor: Philosophy on the Go
  • Famous Failures
  • Lunacy: The Best of the Cornell Lunatic
  • Joey Green's Fix-It Magic
  • Too Old for MySpace, Too Young for Medicare
  • You Know You Need a Vacation If...
  • Sarah Palin's Secret Diary
  • Joey Green's Cleaning Magic
  • Joey Green's Amazing Pet Cures
  • Dumb History: The Stupidest Mistakes Ever Made
  • Joey Green's Kitchen Magic
  • The Ultimate Mad Scientist Handbook
  • Weird & Wonderful Christmas
  • Joey Green's Magic Health Remedies
  • Happy Accidents
  • Last-Minute Survival Secrets
  • Last-Minute Travel Secrets
  • Location on Vacation
  • The Electric Pickle: 50 Experiments from the Periodic Table, from Aluminum to Zinc
  • Last-Minute Kitchen Secrets
  • ''Not So Normal Norbert''

    Television appearances

  • The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
  • The Rosie O'Donnell Show
  • The View
  • The Wayne Brady Show
  • Fox & Friends
  • Good Morning America
  • The Other Half
  • Extra!
  • Dateline NBC
  • The Martin Short Show
  • Donny & Marie
  • Late Night with Conan O'Brien
  • Smart Solutions
  • Today
  • CNN Morning News
  • Maury
  • CBS Early Show
  • ''The 700 Club''