The Grade Cricketer


The Grade Cricketer is a pen name for an Australian comedy troupe who focus on sport, particularly cricket. The troupe write books, create video and audio podcasts, do live sports commentary, as well as interviews and live shows. The currently active members are Sam Perry and Ian Higgins. Dave Edwards was part of the team until 2020. They were friends who played 1st and 2nd grade cricket in Australia and began a Twitter account as @gradecricketer, whilst promoting their mantra “quit cricket, get massive”. They subsequently wrote books and columns and host a podcast.

Podcast

The Grade Cricketer Podcast is presented by the team during the Australian cricketing summer, and is a comedic, satirical take on the cricketing world. There have been eight seasons since the promo episode was released in October 2016. Music is provided by Adrian Leung, with cover design by Julia Dowe.
The podcast is released in both audio and video formats.

Interviews

Episodes often include guest interviews, and the format regularly involves one interview with a cricket journalist, and a further one later on with a current or former player. These always begin with some form of the question "What's your relationship with Grade Cricket?"; whilst the player interviews end with throw-downs, in which the presenters ask ridiculous, long-winded questions, to which the guest can often respond only with a binary yes/no answer. The most frequent guests, also known as "best friends of the show", are Adam "Collo" Collins from the journalism world, with ten appearances, and Ed "Ted" Cowan from the players with six.

AskTGC

The last section of the podcast normally involves answering questions submitted to The Grade Cricketer via social media,. These questions are often incredibly long, leading Higgins to sometimes refer to the section as their "short story competition", but also sometimes little more than a statement followed by "thoughts?", and regularly concern topics such as alpha-ing, father-son relationships, social status within clubs/teams, retirement from the game, and other general advice relating to the world of amateur cricket.

Advertisements

Over the course of the podcast run, advertisements for various products, both real and imaginary tie-in ones, have been inserted, voiced by Toby Shain and, occasionally, the hosts themselves. Products include:

Fake products/services

  • Chop King Cologne: a fragrance inspired by the concept of the Chop King, with the tagline of "reek of runs without hitting them"
  • The Grade Cricket Rehabilitation Centre: a centre for reintegrating former grade cricket players into normal society
  • Reno Rampage: a parody of a Renovation Rescue-style show, specifically aimed at renovating grade cricket clubhouses
  • Bravago: a parody of travel company Trivago
  • Alpha-Ade: a fictional sportsdrink, parodying Gator/Powerade

    Real products/services

  • OLED TVs: a parody of David Warner's advertisements for the same product during the 2016/17 Australian home summer series
  • Grade cricket
  • ''The Grade Cricketer: Tea and No Sympathy ''

    Books

  • The Grade Cricketer
  • Tea and No Sympathy
  • ''The Grade Cricketer: Alphas, Champs and Chop Kings''

    Podcast Episode List

# / titleGuest
The Grade Cricketer Summer 2017/18 promo-
19. Going 'Round again, with Ed CowanAdam Collins & Ed Cowan
20. #ThanksCricket, with Pat CumminsAndrew Wu & Pat Cummins
21. Voluminous Runs, with Brett GeevesWill Macpherson & Brett Geeves
22. The Overseas Pro, with Dan NorcrossAdam Collins & Dan Norcross
The New Fragrance, by TGC-
23. Club Presidents, with James SutherlandIzzy Westbury & James Sutherland
24. Middle-Aged Levers, with The Betoota Advocate's Clancy OverellTom Morris & Clancy Overell
25. Their Heads Met, with Chris RogersWill Macpherson & Chris Rogers
26. Rig-o-saurus, with Mark ButcherMark Butcher
27. Always Look Good, with Mike AthertonAdam Collins & Mike Atherton
28. Everything's Binary, with Simon Katich and Gideon HaighGideon Haigh & Simon Katich
29. Doesn't Matter How You Get 'Em, with Trent WoodhillTrent Woodhill & Will Macpherson
30. Labor Omnia Vincit, with Jarrod KimberJarrod Kimber
31. SCG Ashes Day 1, with Ed CowanEd Cowan & Will Macpherson
32. SCG Ashes Day 2Adam Collins
33. Do You Remember Me? with Jackson Bird and Ryan CartersRyan Carters & Jackson Bird
34. Don't Touch It! with Steve O'KeefeAndrew Walton, Izzy Westbury & Steve O'Keefe
35. Season Finale, with Mitch Marsh and George BaileyVithushan Ehantharajah & Mitch Marsh
35. Season Finale, with Mitch Marsh and George BaileyGeorge Bailey
36. Alpha Wars, with Merv HughesAdam Collins & Merv Hughes
37. Going Tropicana, with Ed CowanDan Brettig & Ed Cowan
38. "But What's He Like As A Bloke?"Adam Collins
39. Alpha Meltdown, with Ellyse PerryPeter Lalor, Ellyse Perry & Dr Tim Sharp
40. The Beta Era, with Damien FlemingAdam Collins & Damien Fleming
41. They Were Friends, with Trent CopelandPaul Kennedy & Trent Copeland

# / titleGuest
60. How Good Is Australia, with Ed Cowan Dan Brettig & Ed Cowan
61. Land of Hope and Glory, with Will Pucovski & Izzy Westbury Izzy Westbury & Will Pucovski
62. Tournament Opener ReactionsWill Macpherson
63. Decent Gas, with Shaun TaitAli Martin & Shaun Tait
64. It's AliveVithushan Ehantharaja
65. That's What A Coulter-Nile IsAdam Collins
66. Walking Like A Dude, with Niall O'BrienAdam Collins & Niall O'Brien
67. Next!Mel Farrell
68. Chris Woakes Bats 3-
69. Kashmir, with Ryan HarrisVithushan Ehantharajah & Ryan Harris
70. Eoin Morgan Hits More Sixes Than You Ever Have-
71. Warner's 166 Problems-
72. Lasith Malinga's Rig Destroys England, with Mark ButcherMark Butcher
73. England's Deep-Seated Psychological Vulnerability-
74. Catastrophic Permutations, with Kurtis PattersonKurtis Patterson
75. Australia May Never Lose Again-
76. Salads Everywhere, with George BaileyGeorge Bailey
77. England Are Here-
78. Thursday Showdown, with Chris Lynn and Dan NorcrossChris Lynn & Dan Norcross
79. Barefoot, with Ellyse PerryEllyse Perry
80. Smashed-
81. Oh. My. God-
82. Asterisk, with Alex CareyAlex Carey
83. Shower Politics, with Cameron BancroftCameron Bancroft
84. Steve Smith Makes Me Feel Safe, with Marcus NorthMarcus North
85. "Congratulations Jofra", with Peter SiddlePeter Siddle
86. Marnus! with Trent CopelandTrent Copeland
87. All Roads Leeds To, with Marnus LabuschagneMarnus Labuschagne
88. This Is Very Raw, with Tim BresnanTim Bresnan & Dean Wilson
89. To Old Trafford, with Doug Bollinger & Steve WaughDoug Bollinger & Steve Waugh
90. Too Good, with Chris RogersChris Rogers
91. FinDean Jones
92. The Boys of Summer, with Pavel FlorinPavel Florin

TV show

In 2018, The Grade Cricketer on 7 show was launched on 7Sport's YouTube channel. The season covered the 2018/19 summer of cricket and featured 11 episodes featuring all of the trio. In 2019, The Grade Cricketer on 7 was moved to 7plus for season 2 covering the 2019/20 summer of cricket; season 2 was only presented by Ian Higgins and Sam Perry.

Live shows

The Grade Cricketer has presented live shows over multiple Australian summers and the English summers of 2019 and 2023, covering the 2019 World Cup and the 2019 and 2023 Ashes. The live shows, like the podcasts, usually feature guests.
In 2024, they hosted a live show with guest Ravi Shastri in New York City during the 2024 ICC Men's T20 World Cup.

Terminology

Many terms have been popularised through the books and podcast efforts of The Grade Cricketer. These include:
  • to alpha: to exert dominance over another person, by word or action
  • to beta: to be alphaed
  • rig: the physical conditioning of a person's body. In the words of one of the founders, Sam Perry, “rig is more of a holistic thing. It’s basically everything you are setting up.”
  • to champ someone: to call another person by "champion" or any derivation of the word, including, but not limited to: champ, champignon, Champs-Élysées, Champions League
  • circuit: post-game revelry enjoyed with teammates at various drinking establishments
  • a chop: a sexual conquest
Other terms commonly used, particularly in the AskTGC correspondence section of the podcast, include:
  • levers: arms, specifically with reference to a batsman's six-hitting ability
  • salad: a person's head hair
  • triple C: Century-Circuit-Chop; the rare event of all the following events achieved on the same day/night in order: 1. a player scoring a century 2. enjoying a noteworthy night out, or circuit, with their teammates 3. having sexual intercourse.
  • pipes: biceps
  • Chop King: one proficient in chopping. Also the name of the self-endorsed cologne with the tag line “Reek of runs without actually scoring them.”