Breast Cancer Show Ever
"Breast Cancer Show Ever" is the ninth episode in the twelfth season of the American animated television series South Park, and the 176th episode of the series overall. It originally aired on Comedy Central in the United States on October 15, 2008. The episode was written and directed by series co-creator Trey Parker. In the episode, Eric Cartman's disrespectful behavior puts him on the wrong side of Wendy Testaburger when he mocks her presentation on breast cancer awareness, which leads to Wendy threatening to beat him up after school. The episode was rated TV-MA L in the United States.
Plot
During Wendy Testaburger's presentation on breast cancer awareness, Eric Cartman ridicules the disease while their teacher Mr. Garrison does little to stop him. After class, as Wendy is putting up posters to raise breast cancer awareness, Cartman continues to mock the disease, prompting an infuriated Wendy to challenge him to a fistfight after school. As word of the fight quickly spreads through the school, Cartman becomes frightened and reluctant to go through with the fight, afraid of losing to a girl in front of his friends. He tries to call off the fight with quiet apologies and bribery, but Wendy is not convinced of his sincerity.Cartman tries to convince Stan Marsh to talk Wendy out of it, but Stan does not believe he can do anything to stop her. Finally, Cartman pulls Wendy aside and tells her that his mother has been diagnosed with breast cancer, though she does not believe him. Desperate to avoid the fight, Cartman defecates on Mr. Garrison's desk in order to get detention. Butters Stotch, List of students at [South Park Elementary#Craig Tucker|Craig Tucker], and Jimmy Valmer tell Cartman there are rumors that he deliberately got detention to avoid the fight, though Cartman refutes this. Relieved, Craig reveals that they rescheduled the fight for the following morning before school.
Later, Cartman plays the victim by having his mother convince Wendy's parents that he is being bullied by Wendy at school. Wendy's parents forbid her from fighting and she reluctantly acquiesces. Cartman then taunts Wendy further by making faces at her and giving her the middle finger, unseen by the adults, further enraging Wendy. Due to the severe warnings from her parents, Wendy does not show up for the fight the following morning, arriving only in time to begin school. Cartman takes the opportunity to call her names like "chicken", convincing the others that she is a coward.
In class, Cartman taunts Wendy further by giving a crass presentation about breast cancer. Wendy, losing her temper, begins to attack Cartman but is called to Principal Victoria's office. Wendy believes that she's in trouble, but when she arrives, Principal Victoria congratulates her on raising awareness for Breast Cancer and then tells her that she has heard that Wendy is planning to fight Cartman for making fun of it. However, Wendy informs her that there will not be a fight to which Victoria replies "Oh no?" She then reveals to Wendy that she is a breast cancer survivor and that she personally learned that cancer is "pure evil" and cannot be reasoned with, and that one must risk everything fighting the "fat little lump" before it takes everything. Wendy quickly catches on, realizing that the principal is not talking about cancer, but telling her that she has to fight Cartman, regardless of the consequences.
Wendy then meets Cartman on the playground for the fight. Cartman makes final efforts to escape the situation: claiming it is too late in their recess period do go through, but he eventually decides to fight. Although Cartman briefly gains the upper hand, Wendy dominates the fight and soon emerges victorious with only a few bruises, while leaving Cartman bruised, bloody, and having knocked out many of his teeth. The other students cheer her, and after Wendy leaves and a few students disperse, Cartman begins to sob in front of the remaining students: bemoaning that he will no longer be considered "the cool kid". Cartman's classmates assure him that they never thought he was cool in the first place and that they all have always hated him; Cartman in delusion assumes they're trying to make him feel better, reasoning that they must still like him. Cartman is suddenly elated at this thought, leaving the others dumbfounded.