Boogers Are My Beat

Boogers Are My Beat: More Lies, but Some Actual Journalism is a 2003 humorous essay collection by American author and columnist Dave Barry.
Collecting columns written by Barry spanning the years 1999–2002. Subjects are broad-ranging, including popular culture, politics, and sports. Also included are two feature, non-humor columns regarding the September 11 attacks. The first describes his emotions of despair and anger in the days following the disaster, with the second acting as a follow-up to the fate of United Flight 93 almost a full year following the events.