Big Baby Scam
"Big Baby Scam" is the ninth episode of the second season of The [Ren & Stimpy Show]. It originally aired on Nickelodeon in the United States on December 12, 1992.
Plot
Ren and Stimpy are once again homeless and starving, eating bark on top of a tree. Upon seeing two twin babies, Eugene and Shawn, in the Pipe family's residence, Ren finds an opportunity, as the life of a baby is apparently pampered and easy. Ren and Stimpy bribe the twin babies, revealed to be fully articulate and act like gangsters, with his savings of $50, in order to take their places; they gladly oblige. The mother of the twins, Mrs. Pipe, checks on the "twins", apparently unable to identify the imposters from her children. She is disappointed by Ren's lack of defecation, while Stimpy manages to fill multiple diapers and is praised. Stimpy is whacked for getting more attention.A bored Ren breaks a teddy bear and spits on it, only to hear the return of Mr. Pipe, still wearing the rubber nipples they had sold them. He is unable to identify the imposters from his children either. Mrs. Pipe notes that he apparently resembles Stimpy. He punches Ren lightly in amusement, but Ren does not punch back as he does not understand the situation. He mentions his father and the twins' grandfather, which she immediately demands not to mention; he also pulls Ren into his face, tickling Ren with his shaved beard.
Mr. Pipe demands the "twins" learn how to walk, much to their "horror" while hiding under Mrs. Pipe's skirt. Ren tries to teeter forward in an imbalanced way resembling an actual baby, while Stimpy stumbles forward; Mrs. Pipe compliments their "learning ability". Mr. Pipe wants the duo to try walking on a patch of magma under the sofa, which Mrs. Pipe considers to be too "advanced" for the "twins"; Mr. Pipe relents, instead throwing Ren so hard he sticks on the ceiling.
The family have their family bath, with the couple sitting with Ren and Stimpy in a big bathtub. Suddenly, a policeman comes to the residence to return their children, which Mr. Pipe attends to while naked. It is revealed that Mr. Pipe's father is Old Man Hunger, compelling Ren and Stimpy to escape. They do not get recognized or receive consequences for their actions, but Ren is pummeled 50 times in the chest after demanding his money back from the twins.
Cast
- Ren – voice of John Kricfalusi
- Stimpy – voice of Billy West
- Mrs. Pipe – voice of Cheryl Chase
- Mr. Pipe – voice of Billy West
- Shawn Pipe – voice of Harris Peet
- The policeman – voice of Billy West
- Eugene Pipe – voice of Harris Peet