Whatever...


Whatever... is the second album of material from Greek-Australian comic character, Guido Hatzis. The album is a compilation of prank call segments from the Triple M radio show, CRUD. The album was released in November 2000 and peaked at number 8 on the ARIA Charts and was certified platinum.
At the ARIA Music Awards of 2001 the album won the ARIA Award for Best Comedy Release.

Track listing

; Disc 1 - Guido v Skippy Land
  1. "Rent... Geoff Speaking" - 2:16
  2. "Clothes Shop" - 2:42
  3. "Mobile Phones" - 1:00
  4. "Guido Class" - 2:27
  5. "Restaurant Review" - 0:25
  6. "Full Body Wax" - 1:42
  7. "Mechanic" - 1:05
  8. "Florist" - 0:44
  9. "Florist 2" - 0:10
  10. "Mayor Guido" - 2:03
  11. "Shared House" - 1:31
  12. "Shared House 2" - 0:15
  13. "Telemarketing" - 2:16
  14. "Owner / Driver" - 0:52
  15. "Owner / Driver 2" - 0:27
  16. "Name Change" - 2:09
  17. "University Degree" - 1:08
  18. "Baker" - 0:17
  19. "Baker 2" - 0:44
  20. "Supermarket" - 1:28
  21. "Clown" - 2:08
  22. "Paperboy" - 1:29
  23. "Number Plate" - 1:21
  24. "Refuge" - 1:19
  25. "Telemarketing 2" - 2:13
  26. "Hotel Reservations" - 1:09
  27. "Flowers" - 1:08
  28. "Helicopter" - 1:30
  29. "The Pretender" - 4:33
; Disc 2 - Guido v The World
  1. "Danny Boy" - 0:32
  2. "Danny Boy 2" - 0:47
  3. "Irish Eyes Are Drooling" - 1:59
  4. "Tokyo Shock Boys" - 2:06
  5. "Moccassins" - 1:28
  6. "Pink Ponchos" - 0:27
  7. "Pink Ponchos 2" - 1:10
  8. "Coin of the Realm" - 0:30
  9. "Green Berets" - 1:32
  10. "Clan Reunion 1" - 0:36
  11. "Clan Reunion 2" - 0:56
  12. "Echo" - 0:50
  13. "2 Litres" - 2:03
  14. "Dogs Playing Poker" - 1:30
  15. "Arabian Nights" - 1:08