U Can Never B2 Straight


U Can Never B2 Straight is an album by English singer and songwriter Boy George, released in 2002 by Virgin Records. It includes acoustic songs from George's then-new London play Taboo, new and previously unreleased songs, as well as selected songs taken from his albums Cheapness and Beauty and The Martyr Mantras, the latter from when George was part of the band Jesus Loves You.

Album overview

The album includes 16 songs, each dedicated to someone in particular or in general. Three songs are dedicated to George's ex-boyfriend Michael Dunne, whereas "Unfinished Business" is for Kirk Brandon.
The hidden track "Out of Fashion" was taken out as a single in remixed form as a collaboration with dance duo Hi-Gate; a version of the song is also featured on the Taboo musical soundtrack. Another track which was released as video-only was the opener "Ich Bin Kunst", a song dealing with the late performance artist Leigh Bowery, a great friend of George's, whose character he took on in his musical. George would re-record the song again as Bowery in a more campy and rock-style arrangement for the 2004 Broadway cast recording of the musical.
U Can Never B2 Straight contains all the acoustic ballads originally on George's 1995 album Cheapness and Beauty, including the single "Il Adore", as well as "Same Thing in Reverse". "Same Thing in Reverse" is dedicated in the booklet credits to 'Eminem and all scared, pretty heterosexuals'... The song "Julian", a new song, is also featured on the EP Straight, a CD which was included with George's 2005 autobiography of the same name.
The album also contains the following three tracks: "She Was Never He", taken from the 1999 fan-requested compilation The Unrecoupable One Man Bandit; "Fat Cat", originally on Culture Club's 1999 reunion album Don't Mind If I Do, and the popular Krishna-inspired "Bow Down Mister", which gave George one of his last UK chart successes after splitting from Culture Club.

Critical reception

AllMusic gave the album 4.5 stars out of 5. It also got four stars from Q magazine.

Track listing

Note
  • 28 seconds of silence follows "Bow Down Mister" before hidden track "Out of Fashion" plays, a 2002 acoustic version of a song from Taboo.

Personnel

The personnel and dedications as stated in the liner notes for U Can Never B2 Straight.

"Ich Bin Kunst"
dedicated to Leigh Bowery, Nicola and Christine Bateman


"St. Christopher"
dedicated to Chris Manning


"She Was Never He"
dedicated to Natasha and Jody
  • Boy George – co-production
  • John Themis – guitars, backing vocals, co-production; mix at Mayfair Studios
  • Kevan Frost – backing vocals
  • Alan Branch – engineer


"Cheapness & Beauty"
dedicated to all tattooed car thieves – dedicated to Jon Moss
  • Jessica Corcoran – production
  • John Themis – guitars, backing vocals, strip & remix
  • Zee Asha – backing vocals
  • Alan Branch – engineer


"Fat Cat"
dedicated to all sexually confused straight boys?
  • John Themis – guitars, production; mix at home
  • Emily Themis, Katherine Themis – backing vocals


"If I Could Fly"
dedicated to Michael Dunne


"Unfinished Business"
dedicated to Kirk Brandon


"Julian"
dedicated to Julian
  • Boy George – co-production
  • Kevan Frost – acoustic guitar, backing vocals and co-production; mix at Frosty Bros. Studio


"Wrong"
dedicated to Luke and all dreamers
  • Boy George – co-production
  • Kevan Frost – acoustic guitar, bass guitar, backing vocals and co-production; mix at Frosty Bros. Studio
  • Pete Adams – piano & Hammond
  • Liz Chi – Chinese violin "edu" solo
  • Joel Pott, Sharlene Hector, John Gibbons – backing vocals


"Letter to a School Friend"
dedicated to Miss Carter and Michael Crome
  • John Themis – guitars, production; mix at Mayfair Studios
  • Zee Asha, Linda Duggan, Mary Pearse – backing vocals
  • Richie Stevens – drums
  • Winston Blisset – bass
  • Peter Adams – keyboards
  • Alan Branch – engineer


"The Deal"
dedicated to Michael Dunne
  • Boy George – co-production
  • Kevan Frost – acoustic guitar, keyboards, backing vocals and co-production; mix at Frosty Bros. Studio
  • Liz Chi – violins & violin solo
  • Sarah Chi – violins
  • Sharlene Hector, John Gibbons – backing vocals


"Losing Control"
dedicated to Michael Dunne
  • John Themis – guitars, keyboards, bass, backing vocals, production & mix
  • Sugar Hajishakalli – bouzouki
  • Andy Kyriacou – drums
  • Jimmy "Mixologist" Sarikas – engineer


"Same Thing in Reverse"
dedicated to Eminem and all scared, pretty heterosexuals
  • John Themis – guitars, backing vocals
  • Zee Asha – backing vocals
  • Jessica Corcoran – production & mix


"Il Adore"
dedicated to Stevie Hughes and all the lost boys
  • Jessica Corcoran – production
  • John Themis – guitars, string arrangements; mix at Abbey Road Studios
  • Nick Ingram – string arrangements
  • London Chamber Orchestra – strings
  • Christopher Warren Green – violin solo


"Bow Down Mister"
dedicated to Lord Krishna and John Richardson & family