The Right to Bare Arms


The Right to Bare Arms is an album by American comedian Larry the Cable Guy, released on March 29, 2005 on Warner Music Nashville. It has been certified platinum by the RIAA. It was recorded live at the Verizon Wireless Theater in Houston, Texas on January 15 and 16, 2005.
As of 2014, sales in the United States have exceeded 960,000 copies, according to Nielsen SoundScan.

Track listing

All material written by Larry the Cable Guy.
  1. "Git-R-Done!" – 1:20
  2. "Midgets and Gay Bars" – 0:48
  3. "WWJD" – 2:20
  4. "Las Vegas" – 4:07
  5. "Hank Williams Jr. High School" – 1:51
  6. "Hooters and Hooters Airlines" – 4:38
  7. "Dodge Truck, Retards and Stinkbait" – 1:49
  8. "NASCAR" – 3:07
  9. "The Right to Bare Arms!" – 4:07
  10. "Family in Sanford" – 4:19
  11. "Faith Healers and Weight Problems" – 4:02
  12. "Romance and Imported Rubbers " – 6:35
  13. "Throwed Outta Penney's" – 1:01
  14. "Shavin', Waxin', Primpin' and Shootin' Quail! " – 3:24
  15. "News Items" – 1:25
  16. "Song for a Friend " – 4:13
  17. "Toddler Mail" – 7:04