The Lawnmower Man


"The Lawnmower Man" is a short story by American writer Stephen King, first published in the May 1975 issue of Cavalier and later included in King's 1978 collection Night Shift.

Plot

Harold Parkette, a suburban homeowner, once took pride in his well-maintained lawn but became traumatized after a neighborhood boy accidentally mowed over a cat while cutting his grass the previous year. Disgusted, Harold sells his lawnmower and neglects hiring a replacement, allowing his lawn to grow wildly overgrown throughout the summer. Desperate to restore order, Harold finds an ad for "Pastoral Greenery and Outdoor Services" and hires them. A fat, crude man arrives in a van and begins the job. To Harold's horror, the man strips naked, and the powerful red lawnmower operates autonomously, maniacally tearing through the tall grass while spewing exhaust. The naked man crawls behind it on all fours, devouring the fresh clippings like an animal. Harold watches in terror as the mower deliberately swerves to shred a fleeing mole. Overcome, he faints.
Upon waking, he confronts the man, who casually explains this bizarre method is an efficient new practice by their "boss" that advances a greater purpose, requiring occasional "sacrifices" to keep things running smoothly. He reveals the boss is the Greek nature god Pan, and praises the grass in a cult-like manner. Terrified, Harold attempts to call the police to report indecent exposure, but the lawnmower bursts into the house, pursuing him. The naked man regretfully notes Harold's mistake in involving authorities. Harold flees but is ultimately caught and killed by the rampaging mower in a sacrificial ritual.
Police later investigate the scene, finding Harold's remains scattered amid the perfectly manicured lawn. They dismiss the bizarre circumstances as the work of heat-induced madness or a deranged sex maniac. As they leave, the ironically pleasant scent of freshly cut grass lingers in the air.

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