Royal Crackers

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• Stebe Hornsby is one of the heirs of Royal Crackers Incorporated. He is professional and nerdy, and plays the straight man to Theo's antics. Stebe does however behave eccentrically himself at times. He is shown to be inattentive toward his son, instead focused on currying favor with his father and their company. He was intended to be named Steven only for his father to intentionally misspell it on his birth certificate out of contempt for his newborn son's seeming anorchia.
• Deborah "Deb" Hornsby is Stebe's wife. She is on the board of directors at Royal Crackers Incorporated and is in charge of the Hornsby family's social media accounts. Like her husband, she is inattentive toward her son and focused on her in-laws' business.
• Theodore "Theo" D. Hornsby Jr. is Stebe's younger brother. A former nu metal star, the bass player/lead singer of TainT and one of the heirs of Royal Crackers Incorporated, he appears narcissistic with delusions of grandeur and seems to be in denial about his status as a has-been.
• Matthew "Matt" Hornsby is Stebe and Deb's only child. An introvert who loves video games, he is reserved with his family as a means of coping with their toxic culture.
• Theodore D. Hornsby Sr. is the elderly CEO of Royal Crackers Incorporated and the father of Stebe and Theo. Due to his old age, he almost always appears unconscious, seated motionless in his wheelchair unless something briefly rouses him. In flashbacks, he is shown to have been a ruthless robber baron who committed various atrocities and ran his company with an iron fist.
• Darby Blarchardt is the Hornsby family's lawyer and former criminal defense lawyer who works at Blarchardt & Associates. While he generally presents as competent and professional, he occasionally proves to be eccentric and irresponsible.

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• Alfred "Al" Winstanley is a Russian-American board member with a long Shenandoah beard who has been with Royal Crackers Incorporated since its early days. He is very old-fashioned, often offering up archaic advice. Flashbacks show him to have been a loyal and virtuous subordinate to Theodore Sr. since the early days of Royal Crackers Incorporated.
• Rachel is a Royal Crackers board member. She appears to be an Asian-American woman and seems to be the most normal person on the board. In the season 2 episode named after her, it is revealed that Rachel is actually a member of a race of small anthropomorphic mushrooms who live in an underground kingdom called Subterra. Her human body is actually a vehicle that she pilots from a seat inside the head.
• Moey D is a dwarf and the former hype man of TainT who works as the manager of Kenny's Lobster Shack. He is a parody of Joe C.
• Clair Bailey is a news anchor for CVM.
• Marjorie Bartleby-Hornsby is Theodore Sr.'s wife and Stebe and Theo's mother. Her side of the family were swamp-dwelling cannibals who Theodore Sr. encountered and narrowly escaped. When Stebe and Theo were children, Theodore Sr. persuaded Marjorie to take the blame for the Factory 6 incident and assist the factory workers in the clean-up. She spent the rest of her natural life away from her family in the Factory 6 Exclusion Zone. Before dying of old age, she told her Utzi Wutzi caregiver that she wished that she would've seen her sons one last time. A ritualist performed a magic ritual which transferred her soul into the body of a pit bull.
• The Dennison family are the rivals of the Hornsby family. Their company Dennison Snacks is a more successful competitor to Royal Crackers:
• * Rob Dennison is the Co-CEO of Dennison Snacks and the son of its founder Luther Dennison. He relies on Stebe to help with his Wi-Fi issues and hosts a "Guys' Night" that Stebe wants to be invited to.
• * Mel Dennison is the wife of Rob and Co-CEO of Dennison Snacks. She is Deb's rival.
• * Sebastian Dennison is Rob and Mel's oldest son. He is popular kid, an aspiring rapper, and a bully to Matt.
• * Sarah Dennison is Rob and Mel's oldest daughter.
• * Hailey Dennison is Rob and Mel's daughter.
• * "The Twins" are a pair of fraternal twins, son and daughter to Rob and Mel. Their names have not been revealed and they are only ever referred to as "the Twins".
• * Gus Dennison is Rob and Mel's youngest son.
• Mr. P is a teacher at J. Davis High.
• The Utzi Wutzis are the short cat-like natives of Catalina Island. Even though they were hostile, they soon became loyal to Theodore and helped to make up his work force as Theodore gave them the name of Utzi Wutzi because that's what they mostly say.

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