Redneck 12 Days of Christmas

"Redneck 12 Days of Christmas" is a redneck parody of "The Twelve Days of Christmas" written by Jeff Foxworthy and Tim Wilson and recorded by Foxworthy on his 1996 album Crank It Up: The Music Album. The song reached number 18 on the Billboard Hot Country Singles & Tracks chart in January 1996, becoming the highest-charting seasonal title of the SoundScan era, a record that has since been tied by Jimmy Wayne's "Paper Angels." It subsequently peaked at number 39 in January 1997, number 39 in January 1998, number 37 in January 1999 and number 35 in January 2000.
The song's B-side, "'Twas the Night After Christmas", peaked at number 67 on the Billboard Hot Country Singles & Tracks chart in January 1997.

Plot

The song features Foxworthy talking to an unnamed sidekick, replacing the traditional list of gifts with stereotypical redneck gifts: Budweiser, rasslin' tickets, Copenhagen, nine years' probation, table dancers, Red Man, Spam, flannel shirts, mud tires, shotgun shells, hunting dogs, and car parts. Only the fifth and twelfth verses are sung in full, and the bridge consists of Christmas jokes from Foxworthy's "You Might Be a Redneck" stand-up comedy routine.

The music video was directed by Michael McNamara and premiered in November 1996.