Motke Chabad


Motke Chabad was a Jewish Lithuanian jester from Vilnius known from many Jewish jokes.
  • Mordechai complained: "Had God willed it, I could have made a hundred golden rubles yesterday". People asked: "How could that be?" He replied: "A rich matron said she would give me one hundred golden rubles to look upon me." They told him: "Mordechai, you fool, why did you refuse?" He answered: "I did not refuse. It was just that she was blind in both eyes".
In many jokes he is an archetypal schlemiel, misfortunate in his endeavors:
  • Motke decided to become a teamster, but soon he noticed that his horses eat lots of oats and decided to train them out of this bad habit depriving him of all profits. So he started giving them less and less oats and soon they ate almost none of it. The horses didn't complain, but suddenly they all died. "What a pity!" - grieved he. - "Would they endure one more week and they wouldn't need oats at all!".
Some jokes of Motke Chabad are ascribed to Hershele Ostropoler and vice versa.

Some collections of jokes about Motke Chabad

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Category:19th-century Lithuanian Jews
Category:Jewish humorists
Category:Jewish comedy and humor
Category:1820s births
Category:1880s deaths
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Category:People from Vilnius