Country Teasers


Country Teasers were an art punk band formed in Edinburgh, Scotland in 1993.
Frontman Ben Wallers also performs solo as The Rebel. He plays live shows with a Gameboy backing-track or accompanied by Country Teasers bassist Sophie Politowicz on drums.
Long-time members of Country Teasers include songwriter B.R. Wallers, Leighton Crook, Robert McNeill, Alastair MacKinven, Sophie Politowicz. Original members of the band include playwright Simon Stephens, Alan Crichton, Eck King, Lawrence Worthington.
Richard Greenan occasionally plays with the band.

Background

Early Country Teasers albums were characterised by literate, scathingly satirical lyrics and discordant, repetitive sound – like William S. Burroughs leading Joy Division or The Fall through a setlist of art-damaged country and western songs.
Later Teasers releases branched out to "abuse not only country and western but every other genre they can get their hands on, including rap, goth, punk, folk, disco, electronic, and noise," leading to comparisons with other home-recording deconstructionists like Royal Trux, Butthole Surfers and Ween.
Frontman and songwriter Ben Wallers's lyrics have elicited comparisons to Jonathan Swift, Bill Hicks and Chris Morris, provoking the audience with unorthodox standpoints and purposefully offensive vocabulary in order to force them to question their own opinions. In the words of a writer on the Drowned in Sound website, ""Evil country outfit" Country Teasers are led by the enigmatic singer/guitarist BR Wallers. Their discordant aural assault is filled out with bitingly ironic lyrics, poking fun at racism and sexism by inhabiting the minds of the losers that purvey these attitudes." "Like moralistic ’80s punks Crass, the Country Teasers make their statement, but they use humor to do it, as opposed to histrionic art-house punk screech… They find your comfort zone and blissfully stomp all over it."
The Teasers' live shows are infamously unpredictable fusions of alcohol-or-whatever-fueled unprofessionalism and high-concept performance art, or in the words of the New York Press: "Country Teasers does art better than Sonic Youth and drunkenness better than The Pogues—and doesn’t need art or liquor to be confrontational bastards."
Country Teasers are often compared to The Fall, although as Static Party's Ryan W points out, "it's not in the chord structures or the Northern accent, it's in the feel they create akin to the early Fall records that a truly creative brain is battering against resistance to create something meaningful to itself. If you get something from it as well... Art! Put on a CT record and read the Maakies comics, it's better than bread and chocolate."

Discography

Albums

  • The Pastoral - Not Rustic - World of Their Greatest Hits
  • Satan Is Real Again, or Feeling Good About Bad Thoughts
  • Back to the Future, or Brideshead Revisitted Revisitted
  • Destroy All Human Life
  • Science Hat Artistic Cube Moral Nosebleed Empire
  • Secret Weapon Revealed at Last, or Full Moon Empty Sportsbag
  • Live Album
  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • ''W.O.A.R./W.O.A.''

    Singles

  • "Anytime, Cowboy",
  • *"Anytime, Cowboy", with b-side "No.1 Man"
  • Split 7" with Penthouse,
  • *"Getaway"
  • The Scottish Single,
  • *"The Last Bridge of Spencer Smith", with b-side "Prettiest Slave on the Barge/Kenny Malcolm on Smack"
  • Secrets in Welsh
  • *"Tough Luck on Jock", "Treble Life, Part 2", "Secrets in Welsh" and "Flares"
  • Against the Country Teasers!
  • *"After One Thing", "Bryson's the Baker", "Small Shark in Tiny Pool", "Adam Wakes Up", "Kenny Malcolm On Smack Left Prettiest Slave On The Right" and "Henry Krinkle's Theme"
  • Split 7" with Amnesiac Godz,
  • *"Country Teasers", "Hairy Wine" and "Reynard the Fox"
  • "Laziness",
  • *''"Raglan Top Of Lonsdale Grey", "Assfucksiation Initiated", "Laziness", "Ahoy There"''

    Videos

  • "Country Teasers" live at CasRock Edinburgh,
  • "Various Artists" Transistor 1. Anytimecowboy. Features rare live footages from 1998-2001
  • "THIS FILM SHOULD NOT EXIST": 1995 tour with The Oblivians, a film by Gisella Albertini, Massimo Scocca, Nicolas Drolc, 2020, and Bo Fidelity Cineproduzioni.

    Appearances

  • Guided Missile Recordings: A "Guided" Tour
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  • Plan Boom
  • *"Black Eggs"
  • Maximum Beatbox
  • *"O1- Only My saviour" "O2 getaway"recorded live at Heinz Krämers Tanz Café 1995/96
  • Cheapo Crypt Sampler #2!
  • *"Black Change" and "Mosquito"
  • Crypt - Beat Generation
  • *"Black Change" and "Black Cloud Wandering"
  • Hits & Missiles
  • *"Only Whittlin"
  • Opscene #6,
  • *"Hairy Wine"
  • Don't Tread On Me
  • *"Getaway"
  • Flitwick Records Compilation
  • *"Independent Mail Guardian "
  • La Legaña Sinfónica
  • *"Please Stop Fucking Each Other"
  • Hot Pinball Rock Vol. 2
  • *"Pinball Machine"
  • Babyhead
  • *"I Like the Cock"
  • Static Disaster: The U.K. In The Red Records Sampler
  • *"Success"
  • Revolver USA Sampler Summer '06
  • *''"Please Ban Music"''