Bestsellers Guaranteed


Bestsellers Guaranteed is a collection of short fiction by American writer Joe R. Lansdale, published in May 1993.

Contents

  • "Bestsellers Guaranteed"
  • "Bob the Dinosaur Goes to Disneyland"
  • "By the Hair of the Head"
  • "Chompers"
  • "Dog, Cat, and Baby"
  • "The Dump"
  • "The Events Concerning a Nude Fold-Out Found in a Harlequin Romance"
  • "The Fat Man"
  • "God of the Razor"
  • "The Job"
  • "My Dead Dog Bobby"
  • "Not From Detroit"
  • "On a Dark October"
  • "Pentecostal Punk Rock"
  • "The Shaggy House"
  • "The White Rabbit"
All of the stories in this collection were printed the previous year in Stories by Mama Lansdale's Youngest Boy, but this collection had a larger print run. These collections are the only collections which include "Pentecostal Punk Rock", and "The White Rabbit" has only subsequently been printed in the extremely limited edition A Little Green Book of Monster Stories.