1981 Baltimore Colts season
The 1981 Baltimore Colts season was the 29th season for the team in the National Football League. The Colts finished the NFL's 1981 season with a record of 2 wins and 14 losses, finishing in a tie with the New England Patriots for both last place in their division, the AFC East, and the worst record in the league. However, by virtue of beating the Patriots for their only two wins of the season, the Colts finished ahead of New England on a tiebreaker. Those wins came in the first and last weeks of the season, as the Colts lost their other fourteen games consecutively. They won those 2 games by a combined 3 points.
The Colts’ defense had one of the worst seasons in NFL history, setting records for points and yards allowed. The Colts gave up more than twice as many points as they scored. Conversely, the Patriots, with whom they were tied in the AFC East, only gave up 48 more points than they scored. The Colts’ pass defense surrendered a staggering 8.19 yards-per-dropback, the most surrendered by any team in NFL history.
The Colts’ -274 point differential is the second-worst since the 1970 merger, second only to the 1976 expansion Tampa Bay Buccaneers, who finished 0–14. The 1981 Colts are the first of only two NFL teams since 1940 to suffer eleven losses in a season during which they never had a lead. The Colts allowed 40 points in 4 separate games during the season, which is still an NFL record. According to Football Outsiders, they have the worst overall defense and passing defense in their ranking's history.
The season included a bizarre incident in which, during the Colts’ 38–13 loss to the Philadelphia Eagles on November 15, team owner Bob Irsay called plays from the coaches’ booth. Quarterback Bert Jones told Sports Illustrated in 1986:
After the season, defensive coordinator Chuck Weber was fired.
Regular season
Game summaries
| Statistics | BAL | NE |
| First downs | 21 | 22 |
| Total yards | 346 | 388 |
| Rushing yards | 249 | 114 |
| Net passing yards | 97 | 274 |
| Sacked–yards | 2–16 | 3–11 |
| Turnovers | 1 | 3 |
| Penalties–yards | 10–75 | 8–84 |
| Statistics | BUF | BAL |
| First downs | 26 | 11 |
| Total yards | 430 | 147 |
| Rushing yards | 169 | 73 |
| Net passing yards | 261 | 74 |
| Sacked–yards | 0–0 | 5–46 |
| Turnovers | 3 | 3 |
| Penalties–yards | 9–65 | 1–5 |
| Statistics | BAL | DEN |
| First downs | 10 | 27 |
| Total yards | 209 | 442 |
| Rushing yards | 161 | 127 |
| Net passing yards | 48 | 315 |
| Sacked–yards | 2–17 | 3–26 |
| Turnovers | 3 | 4 |
| Penalties–yards | 8–63 | 9–65 |
Week 4: vs. Miami Dolphins
| Statistics | MIA | BAL |
| First downs | 22 | 20 |
| Total yards | 428 | 514 |
| Rushing yards | 119 | 166 |
| Net passing yards | 309 | 348 |
| Sacked–yards | 0–0 | 1–9 |
| Turnovers | 0 | 1 |
| Penalties–yards | 4–35 | 6–52 |
Week 5: at Buffalo Bills
| Statistics | BAL | BUF |
| First downs | 23 | 22 |
| Total yards | 378 | 366 |
| Rushing yards | 133 | 229 |
| Net passing yards | 245 | 137 |
| Sacked–yards | 4–30 | 1–11 |
| Turnovers | 2 | 1 |
| Penalties–yards | 10–55 | 7–49 |
Week 6: vs. Cincinnati Bengals
| Statistics | CIN | BAL |
| First downs | 24 | 22 |
| Total yards | 378 | 350 |
| Rushing yards | 121 | 56 |
| Net passing yards | 257 | 294 |
| Sacked–yards | 0–0 | 4–42 |
| Turnovers | 0 | 4 |
| Penalties–yards | 5–54 | 6–51 |
Week 7: vs. San Diego Chargers
| Statistics | SD | BAL |
| First downs | 30 | 18 |
| Total yards | 470 | 264 |
| Rushing yards | 172 | 68 |
| Net passing yards | 298 | 196 |
| Sacked–yards | 0–0 | 6–59 |
| Turnovers | 1 | 3 |
| Penalties–yards | 6–30 | 5–45 |
| Statistics | BAL | CLE |
| First downs | 18 | 30 |
| Total yards | 357 | 562 |
| Rushing yards | 118 | 131 |
| Net passing yards | 239 | 431 |
| Sacked–yards | 2–10 | 1–13 |
| Turnovers | 3 | 6 |
| Penalties–yards | 5–33 | 6–56 |
Week 9: at Miami Dolphins
| Statistics | BAL | MIA |
| First downs | 19 | 19 |
| Total yards | 308 | 310 |
| Rushing yards | 68 | 146 |
| Net passing yards | 240 | 164 |
| Sacked–yards | 1–8 | 0–0 |
| Turnovers | 3 | 0 |
| Penalties–yards | 7–58 | 6–55 |
| Statistics | NYJ | BAL |
| First downs | 28 | 21 |
| Total yards | 393 | 332 |
| Rushing yards | 122 | 114 |
| Net passing yards | 271 | 218 |
| Sacked–yards | 1–6 | 2–25 |
| Turnovers | 0 | 2 |
| Penalties–yards | 4–25 | 6–74 |
Week 11: at Philadelphia Eagles
| Statistics | BAL | PHI |
| First downs | 9 | 34 |
| Total yards | 208 | 574 |
| Rushing yards | 36 | 235 |
| Net passing yards | 172 | 339 |
| Sacked–yards | 0–0 | 1–13 |
| Turnovers | 2 | 2 |
| Penalties–yards | 7–53 | 6–45 |
Week 12: vs. St. Louis Cardinals
| Statistics | STL | BAL |
| First downs | 24 | 22 |
| Total yards | 452 | 385 |
| Rushing yards | 241 | 155 |
| Net passing yards | 211 | 230 |
| Sacked–yards | 1–8 | 0–0 |
| Turnovers | 3 | 2 |
| Penalties–yards | 7–60 | 6–54 |
Week 13: at New York Jets
| Statistics | BAL | NYJ |
| First downs | 11 | 22 |
| Total yards | 152 | 300 |
| Rushing yards | 49 | 161 |
| Net passing yards | 103 | 139 |
| Sacked–yards | 5–39 | 1–4 |
| Turnovers | 1 | 0 |
| Penalties–yards | 9–82 | 6–40 |
Week 14: vs. Dallas Cowboys
| Statistics | DAL | BAL |
| First downs | 29 | 9 |
| Total yards | 464 | 238 |
| Rushing yards | 354 | 156 |
| Net passing yards | 110 | 82 |
| Sacked–yards | 0–0 | 1–8 |
| Turnovers | 2 | 3 |
| Penalties–yards | 6–33 | 11–87 |
| Statistics | BAL | WAS |
| First downs | 21 | 27 |
| Total yards | 337 | 486 |
| Rushing yards | 120 | 147 |
| Net passing yards | 217 | 339 |
| Sacked–yards | 1–0 | 0–0 |
| Turnovers | 2 | 1 |
| Penalties–yards | 3–73 | 6–60 |
Week 16: vs. New England Patriots
| Statistics | NE | BAL |
| First downs | 20 | 19 |
| Total yards | 350 | 383 |
| Rushing yards | 77 | 128 |
| Net passing yards | 273 | 255 |
| Sacked–yards | 1–8 | 1–12 |
| Turnovers | 4 | 2 |
| Penalties–yards | 6–20 | 6–53 |
The Colts ended the 1981 season by snapping their 14-game losing streak and swept the Patriots. However, the win would cause the Colts to lose out on the first overall pick in the following draft, which would go to the Patriots, and the Colts would secure the second overall pick instead.
Records set
Most Points Allowed, Season, 533Worst Point Differential, 16-game season, -274Most First-Half Points Allowed, 16-game season, 307Most Touchdowns Allowed, Season, 68Most First Downs Allowed Season, 406Fewest Punt Returns, Season, 12