Recurring Saturday Night Live characters and sketches introduced 1988–89
The following is a list of recurring Saturday Night Live characters and sketches introduced between October 8, 1988, and May 20, 1989, the fourteenth season of SNL.
Mr. Short-Term Memory
A series of three sketches—"The Blind Date", "The Hospital Visit", and "The Game Show"—featuring Tom Hanks as San Bernardino advertising exec Jeff Morrow...whose life hasn't been the same since a pear fell from a tree and hit him on the head. Now burdened by untreatable chronic amnesia, Jeff sows chaos and reaps alienation—some of it mutual—wherever he goes...since his recollection abilities are not only very limited, but also highly erratic.The series debuted October 8, 1988. All three episodes co-starred Victoria Jackson and Phil Hartman; the third also co-starred Tony Randall.
Celebrity Restaurant
A Dana Carvey sketch. Debuted December 3, 1988.Plug Away with Harvey Fierstein
impersonates actor Harvey Fierstein, hosting a faux talk show.;Appearances:
| Season | Episode | Host | Notes |
| 14 | December 10, 1988 | Kevin Kline | |
| 14 | February 11, 1989 | Ted Danson | |
| 15 | October 21, 1989 | Kathleen Turner |
Tony Trailer
A Kevin Nealon sketch. Debuted January 21, 1989.Stuart Rankin, All Things Scottish
A Mike Myers sketch. This sketch featured Myers as the Scottish owner of a Scots-themed gift shop, who bellowed at his customers, "If it's not Scottish, it's crap!" This phrase went on to become a minor SNL-inspired catchphrase in the late 1980s. Debuted January 28, 1989.Other characters in later skits included Tim Meadows as Rankin's employee Rodney, and Kiefer Sutherland as Ronnie Rankin, Stuart Rankin's brother.
;Appearances:
| Season | Episode | Host | Notes |
| 14 | January 28, 1989 | Tony Danza | Weekend Update |
| 16 | September 29, 1990 | Kyle MacLachlan | |
| 17 | November 2, 1991 | Kiefer Sutherland | |
| 19 | February 5, 1994 | Patrick Stewart |
Grumpy Old Man
Portrayed by Dana Carvey, he was an embittered archetypical grandfather figure with white hair, glasses, and a sour sneer. He would appear as a Weekend Update commentator complaining about the state of the world, mainly in regard to many modern conveniences. His complaints always included differences between today and "his day".- EXAMPLES
- * "In my day, we didn't have safety standards for toys. We got rusty nails and big bags of broken glass!"
- * "In my day, we entertained ourselves; we didn't need moving pictures! In my day, the only show in town was called 'Stare At the Sun'!"
- * "In my day, we didn't need waterbeds. You slept butt-naked on a huge pile of double-edged razor blades!"
- * "In my day, the number-one game in town was 'Chew the Bark Off the Tree'!"
- * "In my day, we didn't need facial wipes. When you turned 17, you were given the family handkerchief!"
- * "In my day, we didn't need dental floss or mouthwash. You picked your teeth with barbed wire and gargled with battery acid!"
- * "In my day, we didn't need bottled drinking water. You just drank raw sewage!"
- * "In my day, we didn't need virtual reality. You took a set of jumper cables and hooked yourself up to a half-zillion-volt electrical generator!"
- * "In my day, we didn't need ATMs. There was just one bank in each state, and it was open just one hour a year! That was the story of your life: You were born, you got in line, and you died!"
Debuted February 11, 1989 in a sketch with Jon Lovitz.
;Appearances:
| Season | Episode | Host | Notes |
| 15 | January 13, 1990 | Ed O'Neill | |
| 15 | February 24, 1990 | Fred Savage | |
| 15 | April 14, 1990 | Corbin Bernsen | |
| 16 | October 6, 1990 | Susan Lucci | |
| 16 | December 15, 1990 | Dennis Quaid | |
| 17 | February 22, 1992 | Roseanne Arnold, Tom Arnold |
''Wayne's World''
Mike Myers and Dana Carvey play two metalheads and best friends who hosted a cable access television program from Wayne's parents basement. Myers had previously played the character of Wayne on several Canadian television shows, and this sketch was the basis of a popular feature film released in 1992. Debuted February 18, 1989.;Appearances:
| Season | Episode | Host | Notes |
| 14 | February 18, 1989 | Leslie Nielsen | |
| 14 | March 25, 1989 | Mary Tyler Moore | |
| 14 | May 13, 1989 | Wayne Gretzky | |
| 15 | September 30, 1989 | Bruce Willis | |
| 15 | December 2, 1989 | John Goodman | |
| 15 | January 13, 1990 | Ed O'Neill | |
| 15 | February 17, 1990 | Tom Hanks | |
| 15 | March 24, 1990 | Debra Winger | |
| 15 | May 19, 1990 | Candice Bergen | |
| 16 | December 1, 1990 | John Goodman | |
| 16 | January 19, 1991 | Sting | |
| 16 | March 23, 1991 | Jeremy Irons | |
| 16 | May 11, 1991 | Delta Burke | |
| 17 | September 28, 1991 | Michael Jordan | |
| 17 | January 18, 1992 | Chevy Chase | |
| 17 | April 11, 1992 | Sharon Stone | |
| 18 | December 5, 1992 | Tom Arnold | |
| 19 | November 20, 1993 | Nicole Kidman | |
| 19 | May 14, 1994 | Heather Locklear | |
| 36 | February 5, 2011 | Dana Carvey | |
| 40 | February 15, 2015 | Steve Martin | SNL 40th Anniversary Special. Counted down SNL's Top 10 |
Cooking with the Anal Retentive Chef
This series of sketches featured Phil Hartman as Eugene, a fastidious chef who could not bear to be in the presence of anything cluttered or dirty. After peeling some vegetables he advised throwing the peels away by wrapping them in paper toweling, then aluminum foil, then putting them in a paper bag that was then to be sealed with scotch tape. Gene never completed any of his recipes; he always became too distracted by the effects of his psychological complex, and ran out of time. The majority of these sketches featured the Eugene character as a chef, however, he also played an anal retentive sportsman and home improvement expert. The sketch was presented as a PBS program sponsored by the Chubb Group.;Appearances:
| Season | Episode | Host | Notes |
| 14 | April 1, 1989 | Mel Gibson | |
| 14 | May 13, 1989 | Wayne Gretzky | "Fishing with the Anal Retentive Sportsman" |
| 15 | September 30, 1989 | Bruce Willis | "Home Improvement with the Anal Retentive Carpenter" |
| 15 | December 2, 1989 | John Goodman | |
| 15 | May 12, 1990 | Andrew Dice Clay |
Tales of Ribaldry
Tales of Ribaldry was a series of sketches starring Jon Lovitz as Regency era dandy Evelyn Quince, presenting supposedly "racy, randy, ribald!" tales, presented initially as "bodice rippers" which, to the host's clear and vocal dismay, develop into rather straightforward, "not very ribald at all!" sexual encounters between consenting adults.Saturday Night Live later featured a one-time sketch called "Tales of Irony" which used a similar premise. Jason Alexander played the host who would become clearly agitated when the scenes developed into quite bland pieces with very little irony at all.
;Appearances:
| Season | Episode | Host | Notes |
| 14 | April 1, 1989 | Mel Gibson | |
| 15 | February 17, 1990 | Tom Hanks |
Sprockets
Mike Myers plays Dieter, a disaffected West German expressionist/minimalist. Debuted April 15, 1989.;Appearances:
| Season | Episode | Host | Notes |
| 14 | April 15, 1989 | Dolly Parton | |
| 14 | May 20, 1989 | Steve Martin | |
| 15 | September 30, 1989 | Bruce Willis | |
| 15 | November 18, 1989 | Woody Harrelson | Dieter interviews the director of such independent films as The Dead Coat, Irritant #4, and Here, Child, Finish Your Nothing. |
| 15 | March 17, 1990 | Rob Lowe | Dieter's Dance Party ; features a German-language commercial for Clearasil—"Macht das pimplen kaput!" |
| 16 | September 29, 1990 | Kyle MacLachlan | Germany's Most Disturbing Home Videos, co-hosted by the star of Munich's long-running sitcom Who Are You To Accuse Me? |
| 16 | December 15, 1990 | Dennis Quaid | |
| 16 | April 13, 1991 | Catherine O'Hara | |
| 17 | February 15, 1992 | Jason Priestly | Love Werks |
| 17 | May 16, 1992 | Woody Harrelson | |
| 19 | November 20, 1993 | Nicole Kidman | das ist jeopärdy! |
| 22 | March 22, 1997 | Mike Myers |
; Additional appearances:
- Dieter in Space: December 16, 1989
- Dieter's Dream: March 20, 1993
Lothar of the Hill People
;Appearances:
| Season | Episode | Host | Notes |
| 14 | April 15, 1989 | Dolly Parton | |
| 15 | November 11, 1989 | Chris Evert | |
| 15 | January 13, 1990 | Ed O'Neill | |
| 15 | February 24, 1990 | Fred Savage |
Toonces The Driving Cat
Dana Carvey and Victoria Jackson play a couple who allow their pet cat Toonces to drive their car; Toonces subsequently drives the car off a cliff. Debuted May 20, 1989.Toonces was the family pet of Lyle and Brenda Clark, an enthusiastic couple who would allow their cat to drive the family car. At first, they were delighted that their cat had such an ability, but were always horrified to discover that Toonces was actually not a skilled driver at all. The running gag was the punch line: "See, I told you he could drive! Just not very well!" Inevitably, Toonces would drive the car over a cliff whenever he got behind the wheel. This sequence was characterized by someone in the car yelling "Toonces, look out!" with the Toonces puppet appearing to scream also, followed by the car falling off a cliff, and sometimes exploding.
Toonces was portrayed by a live cat and a puppet. The puppet was made up of three parts. The first part was a head and torso piece, which was a simplistic rendering of a grey-and-white striped short-haired tabby. The other two parts consisted of two separate paws, which were manipulated so as to simulate Toonces actually steering the car.
This sketch first appeared on the show that Steve Martin hosted when he broke Buck Henry's record for most hosting stints.
In 1992, NBC aired a half-hour Toonces special. Toonces, the Cat Who Could Drive a Car was a prime time special that aired on February 2, 1992. The special featured the first half of the first Toonces sketch and The Tooncinator, both from SNL plus one new Toonces sketch, Toonces Without A Cause; three short little pieces before commercial breaks to remind you it was a Toonces special: Toonces The Cat's World Of Nature, Toonces & Spunky Play Ping Pong, Toonces Mows The Lawn, and the end credits featuring Toonces Flies A Plane.
The special also featured a few new non-Toonces sketches.
- Coach Dobbs in "The Big Game"
- Scruffy the Rat
- Abe Lincoln and His Time Machine
- The Fugitive Couple
- Zactu & Mondo from Way, Way Beyond-O in "A-door-able Martians"
On the September 27, 2008, episode of Saturday Night Live, the stock footage of a car going over the cliff was reused in a different sketch. It was edited so that after going over the cliff, the film reversed, the car returned to the cliff top, and then exploded as it landed on the ground.
Sketches
- May 20, 1989, host: Steve Martin: "Toonces, The Cat Who Could Drive a Car". Lyle and Brenda discover that Toonces can drive, just not very well. "I saw him up there fooling around at the steering wheel. I guess I just assumed he could drive." Later, they worry about Toonces' upcoming driver's test. "That written part is pretty hard". Kevin Nealon is the driving instructor, and off they go, but predictably, they end up going over a cliff.
- December 2, 1989, host: John Goodman: "Toonces & Martians". Brenda and Lyle are out with Toonces when they are approached by Martians. Toonces escapes and drives into a nearby forest rangers building. He types out a message that his family is being held captive and persuades the rangers to get in the car with him. Over the cliff they go. After reaching the Martians, they all go for a ride in the friendly aliens' spaceship, with Toonces piloting. They crash into the Washington Monument.
- February 10, 1990, host: Quincy Jones: Miss Daisy complains to her chauffeur about his driving. He quits on the spot, jumping out of the moving car and causing it to crash. As Daisy recuperates, her son tells her that he got a new chauffeur, one that "wouldn't talk back". It's Toonces, and the usual resolution follows.
- March 24, 1990, host: Debra Winger: "Urban Toonces". Toonces appears wearing a cowboy hat at the bar of Sis and Bud and orders a drink. When asked for ID, he produces a suspended driver's license that indicates that he's only four years old. They reluctantly agree to serve him, figuring that Toonces would be 28 in human years, but only after checking to see that he has real money, fearing Toonces might attempt to pay with dead birds. Toonces later rides the bar's mechanical bull, garnering much acclaim. Bud and Sis ride home with Toonces, with Sis worried about letting Toonces drive after drinking. Bud is not worried at all, but as usual, they go over a cliff.
- May 19, 1990, host: Candice Bergen: "Toonces vs. Spunky". Bergen and her cat, Spunky, are visiting the Clark household, watching home movies of Toonces crashing in various vacation spots, and even a clip of Toonces as a kitten, crashing a toy car over a small rock wall. Bergen informs everyone that Spunky has just finished driving school, and wants to give everyone a ride. Toonces takes Spunky's place by chloroforming Spunky and impersonating him.
- November 17, 1990, host: Dennis Hopper: "Toonces' Dream". Toonces is dreaming that he's in charge of the Baby Chick Division. He nods when told he needs to transport some baby chicks unsupervised, and is praised by his family. He also talks in both English and French. The dream ends with the car suspended in mid-air, having just driven over a cliff.
- November 16, 1991, host: Linda Hamilton: "The Tooncinator". Sarah Connor and her son John are trying to escape from the Terminator, but the Terminator has come to inform them about the robot cat Tooncinator, who can drive a car. The Tooncinator arrives and is impervious to both car crashes and gun fire. Eventually Sarah stops the car over the terrified Terminator's objections, correctly deducing that Tooncinator just wants to be their kitty. The Tooncinator then accidentally drives them off a cliff.
- February 2, 1992 : "Toonces the Cat's World of Nature". A parody of nature shows, ostensibly narrated by Toonces himself, in which the lizard is a "bad animal" because when you hit it with your paw, the tail breaks off and the lizard escapes.
- February 2, 1992 : "Toonces Without a Cause". A parody of Rebel Without a Cause. Lyle & Brenda are portrayed as Leave it to Beaver-esque parents who are worried about Toonces' rebellious streak as of late, which includes playing bongo drums, stealing hubcaps, and being overly concerned about his hair, which is styled into a pompadour. Lyle is reluctant to talk to Toonces until he steals the family car, to joyride with his human friends. As usual, the car crashes, and Toonces is arrested. Presumably, Toonces is bailed out of jail and thereafter his pompadour is cut off. Lyle is convinced that Toonces has learned his lesson and lets him take the family out for a drive. Unfortunately, another crash is inevitable.
- February 2, 1992 : Toonces and Spunky are engaged in a spirited ping-pong match, as an amazed Lyle and Brenda look on.
- February 2, 1992 : "Toonces Mows The Lawn"
- February 2, 1992 : "Toonces Flies a Plane". A POV of a plane being flown badly while the end credits roll.
- April 11, 1992, host: Sharon Stone: "Flippy, the Flipping Chihuahua". However, Flippy flips into the street and is run over by Toonces.
- February 13, 1993, host: Alec Baldwin: Jane Pauley and Stone Phillips apologize for recent NBC mishaps, such as the Olympics Triplecast, letting David Letterman go to CBS, and a recent skit in which Mike Myers and Dana Carvey made fun of Chelsea Clinton. Stripped of their limousine privileges, they leave in a car service sedan, with Toonces behind the wheel. After crashing the car, Toonces meows the famous opening line "Live from New York, it's Saturday Night," making Toonces quite possibly the only puppet ever to say the phrase.
- April 17, 1993, host: Kirstie Alley: Isabelle and Penelope are riding in a horse-drawn carriage discussing their futures. But they are going too fast. It's not the regular driver! "It's Toonces! The Cat Who Could Drive a Horse-Drawn Carriage!" The whole group goes over a beautiful cliff.